This story is so California it must be set in San Francisco.
Not the Bee
NASA astronauts say sleeping arrangements are “comical” on their moon mission, but they’re happy cuz the toilet is working again 😌
It’s a little cramped in there for four people, but hey, it’s only for 10 days, right?
Pentagon official says old F-15 Strike Eagle went down over Iran, contradicting U.S. Central Command. Details here.
There’s no way to avoid propaganda here one way or another, so I’ll just give you what we have.
California police find decomposing body of DUI suspect inside squad car at station
Police in Azusa, California, found this guy in one of their out-of-service patrol cars, but he apparently got in there himself after being released.
Obama Presidential Library Says Only U.S. Citizens, Legal Residents Can Win Free Tickets For Opening
This is disturbing, you guys. The Obama library is requiring ID to sign up to win free tickets, and I’ve been told this disenfranchises illegals and black people.
Dr. Oz helps FBI cuff hospice-fraud suspect in California. He’s a Pakistani doctor who likes the high life.
YOU LOVE TO SEE IT.
ICE nabs one of Canada’s most-wanted murder suspects … in Mississippi
Don’t worry, Canadians: We’ll do your government’s job for you.
IMPORTANT: 193-year-old tortoise still alive after media reported him dead
JONATHAN IS ALIIIIIIIIIVE.
Indiana man steals Bud Light truck, leads police on chase, crashes into police cruiser
Randall Baker was allegedly drunk when he allegedly stole this Bud Light truck and crashed it into a police cruiser during a chase.
Trump trolls Jasmine Crockett with post about Davy Crockett
Consider this a parting shot for the soon-to-be former Congresswoman from Texas.