May I present to you: the stupidest take you’ll see all day.
Not the Bee
Let’s check and see how the “Robot Olympics” are going in China
Yes, like you, I’m scared of the day when robots will be (a) fully mobile and (b) merciless Skynet killing machines.
Iconic “shark store” in Panama City goes up in flames
An iconic southern landmark went up in flames on Friday morning.
Communist Hasan Piker’s brother was Boeing engineer who worked on Air Force One 😬
Well, that’s definitely reassuring.
Trump says he will cut price of ground beef by 25% with deal to import foreign meat
Today, Trump announced that the government will lower the price of beef.
Toronto’s WNBA team introduces non-binary turtle mascot
The WNBA is just becoming a parody of itself at this point, huh?
Nike stock down 80% in five years, erasing $200B in value
How’s the progressive agenda working out for you over there, Nike?
New York Times Concerned That ICE Is Not Giving Cross-Sex Hormones To Trans Illegal Aliens
Beyond parody.
IMPORTANT: FBI needs help finding “No Name Given Kamal”
THEY NEED YOUR HELP, DEAR CITIZEN:
Mom who poured hot wax on kids and started fire on kitchen floor now has immigration detainer
This woman needs Jesus.