At the end of the day Friday, we informed you that the president of the United States had directed Congress to look into helping Nigerian Christians:
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SHOCK: 85-year-old congresswoman will NOT seek reelection in 2026? 🤯
Well, after nearly 40 years in the United States Congress, and who knows how many millions netted on insider trading totally legit stock market moves, Nancy Pelosi is finally retiring.
‘MURICA: Watch this HUGE knock-down fight during a grand opening of Bass Pro Shops in Texas
A Texas skirmish, the likes of which we haven’t seen since the days of the Alamo:
Actor Who Was Paid To Fight Nazis Says Trump Is Greatest Criminal In History
Indiana Jones has lost the plot.
Mississippi mom shoots escaped lab monkey to protect kids
Remember the lab monkeys that definitely weren’t infected with super viruses?
Rare genetic disorder causes Portuguese boy to reek of dead fish every time he eats seafood
As many people have pointed out, it’s basically the case that we don’t actually like the taste of "fish." After all, one of the worst things you can say about a food — particularly fish! — is that it smells or tastes "fishy."
WATCH: Crowd, announcers clown college basketball player who missed fast-break dunk and “faked an injury”
It’s always embarrassing to miss when you have a wide-open fast-break. And somehow, it’s even more embarrassing to miss a dunk than it is to miss a layup.
WATCH: Chicago dad pistol-whipped, carjacked in broad daylight while trick-or-treating with daughter
It was a little after 3 p.m. when this dad and his 8-year-old daughter got out of the car to do a little trick-or-treating on the South Side of Chicago, supposedly while in the safety of the daylight, when this happened:
Court upholds “right to peaceful protest” for climate activists who damaged Stonehenge
This is what the UK calls free speech:
Texas police respond to escaped monkey inside Spirit Halloween
Plano, Texas, residents got quite the shock at a Spirit Halloween this year.