No, it’s not a coloring book.
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Report: Australian government could now pay up to $22,000 to moms who abort babies after 20 weeks gestation
Seriously, do we need to invade and liberate Australia?
This “Scream Club” meets in Chicago every Sunday to shriek at Lake Michigan
Instead of going to church, here’s how these Chicago libs (I assume they’re libs) spend their Sundays:
Pew Research: Young men have shifted MASSIVELY toward the political right since 2023 👀
Guys, this is maybe the wildest political shift I’ve ever seen.
Archaeologists found “massive shoes” in a Roman fort near Hadrian’s wall and they have no idea why they’re so big
Archaeologists in England are digging around Hadrian’s Wall, in ancient Roman forts and are coming up with a strange discovery.
Nancy Pelosi was NOT happy that CNN asked her about insider trading
Nancy Pelosi was not a fan of this question from CNN’s Jake Tapper:
Netherlands gives black man who stabbed girlfriend 258 times (and took selfies with their baby in the blood) to only 5 years in jail because he’s a moron
Let’s check in on the Netherlands.
25 Delta passengers are in the hospital after “severe turbulence” over Wyoming
I tell ya, the number of crazy airline stories we cover these days…
Kamala Harris says she is NOT running for California governor
Well, it looks like Kamala Harris isn’t going to lose the governor’s race in California after all.
Dunkin’ joins American Eagle with their own “white supremacist” ad
At least by the standards of today’s Left you’d have to say this is white supremacist.
Republican politician doused in gasoline, set on fire outside Virginia office
A city councilor for Danville, Virginia, was set of fire Wednesday and was airlifted for emergency burn treatment.
Seranthony Dominguez was traded mid-doubleheader and pitched against his ex-teammates in the second game
This is pretty awesome.
Fort Cavazos officially restored as Fort Hood
Trump said the Woke is dead and this is just more proof.
Trump: “We’ve gotten rid of the woke. Woke is gone.”
Ladies and gentlemen, one of the greatest quotes in presidential history:
Federal Reserve chair refuses to lower rates AGAIN, but two governors dissent for the first time in 30 years
Unreal.
A black Cincinnati City Council member actually said this about the white people who were beat up at that jazz festival
I’m sure we’ve all seen and read about this one:
DeSantis says US should redo Census to exclude illegal aliens: “How many seats would California lose?”
Why is the Census Bureau allowed to include foreigners who are trespassing in the count that determines congressional representation??
Kash Patel says the FBI just discovered hundreds of Russia-hoax docs in “burn bags” inside a “secret room” 😬
Nothing to see here! Don’t pay attention to the hundreds of docs stuffed in burn bags, hidden away in a secret room, all related to the Trump-Russia hoax.
Family sues Delta after employee steals child’s iPad, begins uploading pornographic images to iCloud
This sounds like a literal nightmare all the way around.
Australia’s first locally-built rocket lasted a whopping 14 seconds before crashing to the ground
This was Australia’s first attempt at launching a locally-built rocket into outer space, and let me tell you, it did not go well.
WNBA mascot leveled by performer doing back handsprings
I simply cannot show you the other recent embarrassing clip from the WNBA, but I’ll go ahead and give you this one because it made me spit my coffee this morning.
New York Times quietly posts correction about “malnourished” Palestinian boy (you don’t despise the media enough)
Of course The New York Times ran this story:
NYC influencer robbed of $500,000 worth of jewelry outside his home
Let’s check in on New York City, shall we?
Auto accidents are down 10% in Los Angeles and New York this year for some reason 🤔
Huh.
US GDP up 3% in quarter two, despite expectations
Trump’s dangerous and foolhardy economic games have done it again.
YouTube will now use AI to predict your age … and require government ID if it thinks you’re a kid
Given that most adults act like children these days, I’m not sure this will work 😂
MAGA: A massive semiconductor manufacturing facility is opening in Arizona
Need a job? An enormous semiconductor manufacturer is opening a new facility north of Phoenix, Arizona, and looking to fill it with workers. Surprisingly, many of the open positions don’t require any experience.
PETA sues Maine Lobster Festival for steaming 16,000 lobsters
The crack team of animal rights activists at PETA is at it again, this time suing the Maine Lobster Festival for having the audacity to… cook 16,000 lobsters for the Maine Lobster Festival.
Influencer Joey Swoll apologizes to woke mob for mourning Hulk Hogan’s death
It’s 2025, and people are still apologizing to the woke mob:
Roads are gridlocked as Hawaiians flee an incoming tsunami that’s sweeping across the Pacific. Updates here.
Residents of Hawaii, Alaska, and the West Coast: this is not a drill. Seek higher ground immediately. Tsunami warnings are in effect.