Who in the actual heck gave these deranged women press passes?
Not the Bee
Thomas Massie’s Race, Which He Labelled “Referendum” On Israel, Now Most Expensive Congressional Primary In History
Wow, I didn’t realize how rich Thomas Massie was 🤣
Hegseth does his best Trump impression at Kentucky campaign event
Hegseth impersonating his boss will never not be funny.
Canadian gets lifetime firearm ban after killing his friend while taking turns shooting each other in bulletproof vest
Maybe you feel like you’ve read this story before.
Three Christian pastors killed in ambush by Indian militant group
Horrible news to share out of India.
AOC threatens Republicans for their “opening silo” in the gerrymandering war
Welp, AOC – or at least the ambitious, public version of her – is furious.
Transgender Indian migrant without work visa who got elected to Scottish Parliament wants locals to pay reparations to Palestinians
The Babylon Bee can’t compete with this.
We now have a Spencer Pratt “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” remix
This guy is pretty creative.
North Carolina high school track team disqualified, loses out on state championship 3-peat because runner raised hand at finish line
Mallard Creek High School had won two state championships in a row and was on its way to another one here at the conclusion of the 4×400 relay. That is, until Ngannou Brown raised his hand and was disqualified from the final race.
Communist mayor disagrees with Ronald Reagan’s “nine most terrifying words” at press conference for NYC’s first government-run grocery store
Marxists are gonna Marx!