I’m not saying that Barron Trump is the true chosen one destined from birth to save America and the West.
Not the Bee
WATCH: This spoof of the Olympics Opening Ceremony just made my day 🤣
This one got me good.
This interview with a man who has had Indiana season tickets since ’59 is the best thing you’ll see today
After nearly seven decades of suffering as a loyal fan, his Indiana fan finally saw his dream come true.
WATCH: Finnish President Says Europe Can Defend Itself Without America, Changes His Mind Eleven Minutes Later
Finnish President Alexander Stubb said this on Wednesday in Davos:
Hundreds of thousands of Danes sign petition to buy California from the U.S.
In what appears to be an attempt to troll Donald Trump and his desire to buy Greenland, the current owners of Greenland are signing a petition to buy the state of California from the U.S.
Maine man points out Somali healthcare company located next door to Somali money-wire service
You simply can’t make it up.
Exploding Trees, “Frostquakes” Possible In Midwest This Weekend
Apparently this is a real thing that happens when it gets cold enough:
HIGHLIGHTS: Trump made sure to equally dunk on everyone at the World Economic Forum
Trump is an international equal-opportunity offender, and he proved that at Davos today.
Report: Parents who raised $170,000 by claiming ICE gassed their kids on the way home from a basketball game lied about the whole thing
Turns out it’s really easy to make money in America by lying.
It’s almost Groundhog Day and PETA wants to replace Punxsutawney Phil with a giant hologram
It seems every year now PETA tries to replace Punxsutawney Phil. Last year it was a cake, this year it’s this: