I regret to inform you that irony is now officially dead.
Not the Bee
This woman pepper-sprayed a street journalist on a Philly bus. Guess where she works.
Here’s the reality of being an actual journalist on the street in America.
Man named Jihad charged with killing three Midwestern tourists at Florida Airbnb
Meet "Florida man" Ahmad Jihad Bojeh:
This gym bro put “giant” female bodybuilders against dwarf men and gave us a hilarious lesson in biology
Science!
Trump says if Macron doesn’t join “Board of Peace” he’ll “put a 200% tariff on his wines and champagnes”
As you may know, Vladimir Putin has been invited to join Trump’s "Board of Peace" for Gaza.
Somali woman accused of stealing conservative reporter’s camera identified as owner of children’s autism center
Did you guys see this?
Democrats now control Virginia and they’re ramming through an absolutely insane number of crazy bills
Virginia is cooked.
Elon Musk Wants To Buy Irish Airline Ryanair And Put Someone Named Ryan In Charge (Come Find Out Why)
Michael O’Leary the CEO of European airline Ryanair picked a fight with Elon Musk over Starlink receivers on airplanes, and things have escalated.
This elephant has killed TWENTY PEOPLE in just two weeks and still hasn’t been caught 😬
Who had rampaging Indian elephants on their 2026 Bingo cards?
Captain Kirk agrees with Stephen Miller that modern Star Trek is trash
If you haven’t heard, the woke new Star Trek show is a flop.









