In another case of Washington D.C. being the most ridiculously corrupt place on the planet, Biden’s doctor just testified to Congress today.
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Ronald McDonald statue stolen from Pennsylvania McDonald’s
They’re calling it a McNapping, and rightfully so.
The Giants hit a walkoff inside-the-park homer last night
You’ve seen a walkoff home run, but have you seen an inside-the-park walkoff home run?
Mattel Introduces New Diabetes Barbie
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The CEO of X just resigned
So this just happened:
Man sentenced for sharing Hillary Clinton memes acquitted by appellate court 🙌
There’s been a major update in free speech and it comes as a great relief to one of Trump’s original keyboard warriors from 2016.
The conservasphere is a bit confused about Trump’s new military aid to Ukraine
Looks like World War 3 is back on the menu, boys!
Former NHL player lays the smackdown on drunk guy at Canadian golf course
I’m going to show you this video but I will warn you that the drunk man who before the video starts was too obliterated to even tee up his ball gets exactly what’s coming to him and it’s pretty ugly.
Temple University is now offering a course in rapper Kendrick Lamar. For real.
At a time when people are questioning the usefulness of going to college, we get this:
Houthi pirates released a lame hype video of them hijacking this cargo ship
Yemen’s military, also commonly known as Houthi pirates, is continuing its reign of terror and religious fanatic retardation in the Red Sea.