Alright, Paisanos, it’s officially official.
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Police find nearly $1 million in stolen checks in mailman’s lunchbox
This mailman thought he’d be eating good for quite some time, but then he got pulled over.
New York authorities rescue 95-year-old woman from home packed with hundreds of animals
TPUSA announces “All-American” Super Bowl halftime show to compete with NFL’s woke show
It’s actually happening!
US secretary of state passed note to president asking him to approve social media post before Gaza peace deal was finalized
The Trump admin’s deal to return the hostages still held by Hamas is no joke, but you have to admit, this is pretty funny:
Report: ABC, CBS, PBS have not mentioned Jay Jones scandal one time on-air; NBC dedicated 63 whopping seconds
You know how you don’t hate journalists and the media enough?
Oh look: Trevor Noah thinks Charlie Kirk’s assassination was “funny”
I’m not sure what former Daily Show host Trevor Noah is up to these days, but I do know he thinks Charlie Kirk’s assassination is at least partially funny.
European Parliament tells fake-meat companies they can’t call their products “meat”
Europe is taking an even bigger stand against the soy-boy factory-made tofurkey stuff they’re trying to shove down our throats.
Trump on whether he’ll suspend habeas corpus for American citizens: “I’d rather leave that to Kristi [Noem]”
Donald Trump was asked this week whether or not he’d given thought to suspending habeas corpus to not only some illegals who haven’t seen a court date, but also American citizens deemed "insurrectionists."
Southern Baptist church disciplines, removes Texas man from membership for anti-immigration opinions
A Baptist Texan was removed from church membership in recent days after being disciplined for his opinion on immigration policy.