This was Tammy Slaton and her sister Amy on a viral clip of their TLC show a few years back:
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French Media Warns Air Conditioners Cause “Thermal Shock” To Human Body
This is real. I had to double check, but it is real.
Watch: Security guard takes out active shooter who tried to kill one of his coworkers
For some reason I never expected this out of Alaska, but check out the scene outside Gaslight Lounge in Anchorage over the weekend as an active shooter is taken down by security.
Bears fan gifts Pope Leo XIV the only shirt he’ll ever need
Okay, this is perfect:
In “landmark decision,” UN International Court of Justice rules climate change is “existential threat” to all of humanity
Just in case you were wondering what the United Nations is up to today:
Pennsylvania nurse arrested for using 20 aliases and seven Social Security numbers to illegally treat patients
Some people and their hobbies!
HHS investigation uncovers common practice of harvesting organs from patients who still show signs of life
I guess I have to hand it to my conspiracy theorist friends. Again.
I can’t believe NASA just posted this. How is this not a Babylon Bee headline?
You’ll be happy to know that the climate of Uranus is much different than what was always assumed.
Another day, another reason bodycams were a great idea
You don’t have enough appreciation for what officers deal with on a daily basis. You think you do, but you don’t.
USA Fencing has changed their transgender policy just months after a female athlete was punished for refusing to fence a man
Remember back in April when Stephanie Turner took a knee and refused to fence a man at a USA Fencing event at the University of Maryland and then was disqualified from the event and given a 12-month probation from fencing as a result?
Anaheim jewelry store owner fires warning shot at thieves, leaving them running scared
If you live in the Los Angeles area, and especially if you own a jewelry store, I’d highly suggest getting yourself a pistol. Because when a gang of thieves show up to rob you, you’ll be glad you had it.
Ozzy Ozbourne dead just weeks after farewell show
He was 76.
This dude tried to say he was an innocent black man who was beat up by police. Let’s check the footage.
So this video has been circulating on social media recently, and it honestly looks pretty bad at first glance. Will McNeil Jr., the driver who was pulled over, posted it on social media with this caption:
Remember NASA’s mega-successful planetary defense system? Well, there’s a catch.
So remember a few years ago when NASA drove a spacecraft full-tilt into an asteroid, deflecting its course and proving for the first time that humanity can develop a relatively cheap, easy planetary defense system?
Where did all the FireAid concert money go after the LA wildfires? Let’s investigate. 🔎
Los Angeles was devastated by wildfires back in January, and the area is still feeling the impacts of the disaster.
The disastrous Fyre Festival was sold on eBay for pennies on the dollar
For decades, eBay has been a place where you can find and bid on anything: Old steamer trunks, vintage cookware, that one-of-a-kind 1970s jacket you’ve always wanted…
Trump says DOJ should target “Barack Hussein Obama” for inventing Russia hoax: “He’s guilty. This is treason.” 👀
Hoo boy.
This post has been blowing up my feed with the funniest conspiracy theories for a solid week, so I figured I’d share them
When I see a clickbait post from an account that’s engagement farming, I usually ignore it.
Report: Squatters are taking over lots razed by the LA wildfires, and the victims can’t do anything about it (because it’s California)
It’s been over 6 months since the tragic fires in LA. Let’s check in on the California government’s rebuilding effort:
Comedic genius Jon Stewart sings F-word for full minute to react to Colbert’s show getting canceled 🥴
As the world continues to heal after CBS’s overdue cancelation of the chronically unfunny and mean-spirited Late Show with Stephen Colbert, the Leftoid world is melting down over the news.
Gay men order surrogate to let baby die after she delivered early due to cancer diagnosis
A homosexual couple boldly nominated themselves for the Most Hideously Evil Monsters of the Year Award by demanding that a surrogate mother diagnosed with cancer let her prematurely-born baby die.
Michel Knowles says financial giant Stripe de-banked him for being a conservative Christian and he has the receipts to prove it 🍿
Daily Wire host Michael Knowles is going to war with one of the largest payment processing companies on the planet.
Democrat Rahm Emanuel jokes about going into witness protection after admitting that men can’t become women
Rahm Emanuel might have his eyes on a presidential run in 2028, but this interview with Megyn Kelly isn’t going to help his chances with his own party.
The New Yorker decided to remind everyone that it thinks America was a mistake
In an article that would have been well-suited for The Babylon Bee, laughably stuffy publication The New Yorker posed the novel question of whether or not the American Revolution was a good thing. Seriously.
The Phillies just walked off the Red Sox in the dumbest way ever. Get a load of this mess.
Bottom of the tenth, no outs, bases loaded, game still tied, and this is how the Phillies walk off the Red Sox:
Bee Forum News: Cuban Refugees Living In New York City Forced To Flee Communism Again
Welp! Cuban refugee families who fled communism for a better life under evil capitalism have been forced to flee once again, this time from New York City. Once a beacon of hope and light to the world, NYC is now facing a rising tide of communism promising trouble…
To fight climate change, Microsoft is reportedly paying $1.7 billion to bury poop
According to The Wall Street Journal, Microsoft has just signed a $1.7 billion deal with Vaulted Deep to bury humanity’s poop 5,000 feet underground.
Wokies are trying to cancel this Airbnb host after someone noticed a Trump sign on the property (because of course)
Trump was elected by the majority of American voters (meaning he’s a pretty popular guy), but I guess the wokies haven’t heard about that, so they want to cancel this Airbnb host for the sin of hanging a generic political sign:
The drama between the White House and the Wall Street Journal just got worse with a boot from Trump’s upcoming trip
Aaaaand the drama continues!
It’s a slow news day, so I decided to gift you memes to brighten your day 🤌
Meme dump time!