Y’all tired of winning yet?
Not the Bee
I almost forgot how entertaining a presidential press conference can be 🍿
How did we survive 4 years of Biden?
Supreme Court upholds age-verification law that’s running PornHub out of town
You love to see it.
DeSantis says “Alligator Alcatraz” in the middle of the Everglades will be ready to house illegal aliens by next week
So we thought this was a great idea when we showed it to you a few weeks back.
Check out the Navy’s new name for the USNS Harvey Milk
We don’t do woke stuff anymore America, and that’s why we’ll no longer call this replenishment oiler by the name of a gay-rights activist who once served in the Navy.
SCOTUS rules against universal injunctions by activist judges, pokes fun at Justice Jackson for extra credit 🔥
SCOTUS finally coming through:
THE ATF IS BEING AUDITED BY DOGE AS WE SPEAK 👀
IT’S HAPPENING!
160 Dems vote against bill to deport foreigners convicted of drunk driving
The Dems often like to frame bills with titles like "Save The Puppies Act" so they can accuse Republicans of hating puppies when the vote divides along party lines, but Republicans weren’t trying to frame anything here.
Tampa Bay Rays star Wander Franco found guilty of sexual abuse of a minor
We should honestly say "former Tampa Bay Rays star Wander Franco," cuz I don’t think the Dominican Republic native is gonna be able to work in the United States after this one.
The US government will now accept crypto as collateral for mortgages and the Fartcoin memes have begun 💀
Appreciate that you live in this moment of history.