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Starbucks announces hundreds of store closures and layoffs
For years, Starbucks has been circling the "go woke, go broke" drain, and they’ve been trying to reverse course: ending their open bathrooms policy, going back to plastic straws, and even reportedly disallowing pride decorations.
Shooting at LDS church in Michigan leaves multiple wounded, one dead, church set on fire
A gunman rammed his vehicle into and then opened fire on a Mormon church in Grand Blanc, Michigan this Sunday morning leaving multiple injured.
Ohio nun spends her 105th birthday on the golf course
Sister René Parman celebrated her 105th birthday doing what she loves best, playing a round of golf with some of her sisters, a hobby that she’s practiced religiously – so to speak – every Friday since the 1980s.
Report: Democrat candidate for New Jersey governor was involved in cheating scandal at Naval Academy
Don’t look now, but it’s 2025 and Republicans are very much in play to win the governorship of New Jersey.
Newborn rescued in Texas after being abandoned in dumpster
A newborn was found in the dumpster of an apartment complex in North Austin over the weekend.
US revokes the president of Colombia’s visa after he participated in a protest in New York, urging soldiers to disobey Trump
Well, this is crazy.
The FBI has reportedly fired agents photographed kneeling during the George Floyd riots
Remember how insane 2020 was?
This Alabama high school game ended on the most chaotic play imaginable
It’s pretty rare to see a two point conversion attempt for the game winner.
President Trump has directed Secretary of War Hegseth to protect Portland, Oregon, as well as all ICE facilities, with “Full Force, if necessary.”
Umm, this seems big.









