HOW DARE THEY!
Not the Bee
People are calling [checks notes] Snoop Dogg’s Christmas performance one of the [checks notes again] best halftime shows ever
People are saying Snoop Dogg’s performance at the Lions game yesterday was one of the best ever (no, really), so I have to share it.
Catholic church broadcasts birth of Lurtz the Uruk-hai (?) across Germany during Christmas Eve Mass
If you told me this was a low-budget LOTR adaptation, I’d believe you.
NOT SATIRE: Ms. Rachel named to Mamdani’s inaugural committee
Mega-YouTube star Ms. Rachel is not a huge fan of Israel. I guess it only makes sense that Zohran Mamdani would choose her as a member of his inaugural committee!
I came back from Christmas and this video of a Dunkin’ Donuts employee clipping his toenails was the first thing I saw
I log off for Christmas and then return to see … this?
UPDATE: African “Noah” purchases Mercedes, says God won’t flood the earth after all (his followers are angry)
YOU MEAN IT WAS ALL A SCAM?
WATCH: The Grinch at Universal Studios Hollywood stole the show this year
So this content creator, Nick Darnell, is playing the Grinch at Universal Studios Hollywood and he’s totally killing it. He says he’s been studying Jim Carrey for as long as he can remember and it shows.
Mayor-elect says NYC will have its first-ever lesbian fire chief
I guess that New York didn’t learn any lessons from LA.
Jimmy Kimmel goes on British television to whine about “fascism” in America
Just when you thought Jimmy Kimmel couldn’t be more dense and stupid, he proves you wrong.
Deputies argue about tasing raccoon that fell through restaurant roof, bit customer
Remember that raccoon that raided a liquor store earlier this month and passed out in the bathroom?