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“You are a witch and we’re going to have to kill you”: Joe Rogan had a mentalist on his show and it broke his brain 😂
Oz Pearlman is a mentalist and a magician, and when Joe Rogan had him on the pod, he straight blew Joe’s mind.
Here are the funniest memes that came out of the Trump v. Elon fight
In case you didn’t didn’t log onto the internet yesterday, MAGA’s parents got in a BIG fight.
Wait, is the NAACP really giving out awards to school administrators for defying federal policy and pushing DEI?
Guys, even the NAACP cannot be this dense, can they?
Texas Tech tried to walk a batter in the WCWS but gave up the go-ahead run in the process
Probably a really good idea, up 1-0, four outs away from a game one victory, to walk Texas’s Reese Atwood here.
The comments on this are wild
As of the time of publishing, over 80% of people have responded "yes" to this poll from Elon Musk, after he and Donald Trump had a public falling out this week.
National Review Makes The Conservative Case For Naming Ships After Gay Men Who Like 16-Year-Old Boys
Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that National Review is being National Review again.
Baboons take selfie video after zoo visitor drops phone into enclosure
Okay, this is pretty hilarious.
“It horrifies me a bit that I put myself through chemical castration”: Come hear the thoughts of Noah, who detransitioned after 4 years on estrogen
Just going to share this here for the people who think pushing radical gender-theory nonsense is compassionate:
Mom and dad are fighting and I don’t want to take sides, so here are the clips 😭
What’s that old song say? Breaking up is hard to do?
German chancellor brings Trump a framed copy of his grandfather, Friedrich Trump’s, birth certificate
Get those "Trump’s a Nazi" signs back out, libs, cuz German Chancellor Friedrich Merz just gifted Trump his grandfather, Friedrich Trump’s, German birth certificate from 1869!
A mysterious deep-space object is sending out radio bursts every 44 minutes and nobody knows what it is
This is generally how the alien movies start, and unfortunately I think we know how they usually end:
Joe Biden says allegations of someone else calling shots during his term “ridiculous”
Though much has been made about Joe Biden’s cognitive decline during his time in office, the former president fired back at claims that he wasn’t the person responsible for making all those horrible decisions and running the country into the ground.
“Straight women” just had their day at the Supreme Court and CNN seems mad 😂
For centuries, "straight women" in the United States have been asking:
Amazon considering “humanoid” robots for deliveries to your house
Amazon is reportedly going to test out new humanoid robots that will not be confined to the factory floor.
This woman was stabbed to death in a Florida parking garage by a random man: “I just killed someone and walked away”
Another day another story that had the roles been reversed would be all over the news.
Federal judge BLOCKS Trump administration from deporting Colorado firebomb terrorist’s family
Here we go again — same song, different verse,
Women have thoughts for this trans TikToker who ranked all the female bathrooms at Disney World
Lilly Tino is a dude we’ve covered multiple times on our site and, of course, he specializes in infantilizing his crossdressing fetish and publicly flaunting his perversion.
Marvel Comics just debuted a white Black Panther. You can guess how that’s going over 😂
For years, multimedia entertainment companies have been infiltrated by woke creatives who’ve been actively destroying franchises with goofy race swaps that make no sense.
Five seconds after KJP said she’s leaving the Democratic Party, the media has turned its guns on her
This one really caught me off guard:
Meghan Markle, Prince Harry mark daughter’s birthday by … sharing video of themselves wiggling in the maternity ward
I thought this lady wanted privacy?
The Babylon Bee is suing Hawaii over its new censorship law. Here are the details.
The Babylon Bee is no stranger to taking idiotic censorship laws to court:
North Carolina mom arrested for assaulting principal, superintendent during talk about daughter’s fighting problem
When Principal Jennifer Schroeder at Randolph Middle School called Mariah Hector to discuss her daughter’s fighting, she had no idea she was about to get a lesson in nature vs. nurture.
The FBI says this man provided 270 pounds of ammonium nitrate (!!) to the Palm Springs bomber, then fled to Poland
The FBI has made another arrest in relation to the radical anti-natalist terror attack in Palm Springs, California, last month.
Let’s check in with Canada to see what their police officers are up to
Sometimes, after I’m done with a long day of saying whatever I want, shooting my KillBlaster Rifle 3000, and enjoying the speed of my private healthcare, I wonder what the Canadians over yonder are up to.
Democrat congresswoman says we need migrants so we have someone to “to wipe our a**es” when we get old
Childless cat lady says what?
Texas man says he broke into Mar-a-Lago to share the Gospel with Trump and marry his granddaughter
Texas man had to fly all the way to West Palm Beach to compete with Florida man this week.
Holocaust survivor who supports nonprofit suing Trump to keep borders open surprised that illegal Egyptian migrant would set her on fire
I’m not going to pick on 88-year-old Barbara Steinmetz, who was born in Austria and survived the Holocaust. But I do think many older Americans have absolutely no idea what time it is:
Missouri senator puts the judiciary on blast for assigning multiple big Trump cases to one judge: “A statistical impossibility”
Missouri’s Senator Eric Schmitt is fed up with the statistical anomaly of multiple Trump-order cases being handed to Obama-appointed James Boasberg.
Gov. Katie Hobbs just vetoed a bill that would’ve prevented communist China from buying land next to military sites in her state 🤔
Hmmmm … now why would she do that?