I mean, he’s not wrong?
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Police: Murderer Dies Of Heart Attack While Burying Girlfriend In The Woods
Alabama man Daniel Robbins and his girlfriend Jessica Folds’s bodies were found lying next to each other in the woods, the truck lights were still on, the driver’s side door still open, and they were found at the end of a drag path.
DOT announces “Return of Supersonic Flight” for commercial airlines
The Department of Transportation announced today a return to a technology of the past that feels like it’s from the future.
Behold, the Dumbest Sports Take of the Year
Every so often a sports commentator says something so breathtakingly detached from reality that you wonder if he’s secretly trying to qualify for The Babylon Bee.
Trump Congratulates Xi Jinping For SCOTUS Birthright Citizenship Ruling, Demands Congress Act
Well, you knew President Trump wouldn’t stay quiet after the Supreme Court shot down his Birthright Citizenship EO.
“Mutant sewer rats” are spreading throughout the U.S. and it’s actually more alarming than it sounds
Since our earliest days, U.S. cities have gotten a bad rap. Thomas Jefferson referred to them as "pestilential to the morals, the health and the liberties of man," and that was a generous assessment.
New Jersey Middle School Recalls Yearbook After Student Submits Hitler’s Baby Photo As Their Own
A prankster just pulled off what might be the most insane yearbook trick you’ll ever see.
My nineties self is super jealous of this kid’s yo-yo skills
This video is going viral and the nineties kid in me is absolutely losing it with jealousy.
NPR reported that Justice Alito had retired and then had to retract it minutes later
People thought this was real.
Liberals Upset That Temporary American 250 State Fair Facades Are Temporary
Libs continue to show they have a very loose grasp on the term "temporary."