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Check out the new phone-tracking tech that can work with Flock cameras for ultimate surveillance
Wait, you thought they were going to stop with cameras that track your car??
Trump honors teen lifeguard who pulled drowning kid out of hurricane-force swell
Remember this?
Idaho café owner kicks out pro-lifers, compares them to the KKK
It amazes me that people with this level of brain damage manage to put on their pants each morning.
Numerous Penn State Frat Boys Arrested For Giant Cocaine Trafficking Operation
This gives a whole new meaning to those whiteout games they play over Happy Valley!
Connecticut man submits hidden AI prompt to court in attempt to win legal case
This would make an excellent Mr. Bean episode for the modern age. 😂
Watch these reporters visit Seattle’s beautiful $165M library (it’s full of drug zombies)
If you know any Hollywood directors, tell them the Seattle library is a great low-cost option for their next zombie apocalypse movie.
The first unit of Ferrari’s ugly electric car sold for $40 MILLION and I hope the tax write-off was worth it 💀
Well, that was money well spent.
Lesbian cop charged with stalking ex using Flock cameras
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before, but a cop was just busted for allegedly using Flock to stalk someone for personal reasons.
Bee Forum News: Dr. Henry Higgins Vows To Make Jasmine Crockett Into A Proper Lady
After former U.S. Representative Jasmine Crockett’s appearance last week on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Dr. Henry Higgins announced in a press conference that he has made a wager with Colonel Pickering that he can turn the guttersnipe into a proper lady within a matter of weeks. Polymarket has the…