This is kinda funny: The lead singer of a band you’ve probably never heard of went on an Instagram rant recently about how he doesn’t want Trump supporters at his shows – and also he’s better than you or something.
Not the Bee
Rep Hank Johnson tried to celebrate black music with this anti-Trump ballad but he ended up getting it all wrong
I’m not gonna stick around too long for this one cuz if I do I might die from the cringe.
Rep. Maxwell Frost warns United States might turn into Florida if MAGA isn’t stopped
I guess Florida Democrat Maxwell Frost’s plan to "solve" illegal immigration was popular in Democrat circles, because he’s now made his way to the talk-show circuit.
People really didn’t get the jokes The Bee made yesterday (it’s not that hard) 😂
Yesterday, our big bro published these two jokes back-to-back:
“Chuck Norris sneezed”: Watch the internet try to solve this week’s radar anomaly over DC
Perhaps you were in the D.C. metro area this week and witnessed the massive storms blowing through late afternoon:
Four men plead guilty to $550 million USAID fraud scheme
Well, would you look at this.
The US Navy hit their recruiting goals three months ahead of schedule 🤔
After years of struggling to recruit, both the Army and Navy have met their recruiting goals way ahead of schedule.
Florida dad charged with leaving his toddler to die in hot car while he got haircut, drank at bar
This is so incredibly sad.
This dude climbed the netting at Wrigley to get a souvenir bat only to have it taken by security. But the story ended in the best way.
Check out this classic moment from Wrigley Field yesterday:
HISTORIC: NATIONAL DEBT HITS $37 TRILLION 🥳
We did it! Congrats, everyone!