So this is a real thing that’s happening.
Not the Bee
The DOJ threw the internet into chaos by releasing a video of Epstein attempting suicide. Turns out it’s fake.
There was a brief panic that rippled across social media on Monday night.
Hunter Biden tells Shawn Ryan “there is no laptop” (it only gets wilder from there 😂)
You guys, Hunter Biden says "There is no laptop."
Bee Forum News: Family Discovers Homeless Gingerbread Man Has Taken Possession Of Their Gingerbread House
A local family returned home from Christmas shopping to find that a homeless gingerbread man had taken possession of their gingerbread house. They implored him to leave, even bribing him with a nice pair of warm socks, to know avail. He refused to even acknowledge them, sinking deeper…
Trump pauses leases for five offshore wind farms, citing national security concerns
I love when two female journalists at The New York Times have to cover a story like this:
Somali girl says foreigners can’t be illegal in Minnesota because “this is literally stolen land”
The woke mind virus is a terrible disease.
Illegal Indian trucker charged with fatal crash released from custody after Washington police failed to follow up, then ignored ICE detainer
Well, I wish I could say I was surprised by this headline. But in 2025 nothing surprises me anymore.
Trump just named a special envoy to Greenland and Denmark is NOT happy about it
LOL Denmark still thinks it can stop Greenland from becoming our cherished 51st state
JD Vance says to stop obsessing about the goblin named Nick Fuentes because there are way bigger fish to fry: “Should occupy one second of your focus”
JD Vance thinks Nick Fuentes is an annoying mosquito but isn’t our main threat. He also doesn’t think you should throw friends like Tucker Carlson under the bus.
Nigeria secures release of another 130 Catholic kids that were kidnapped by jihadis
Praise the Lord these kids were spared from being another statistic.