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British Comedian Arrested For Criticizing Transgenderism Wears Signs Criticizing Transgenderism To Court
British comedian Graham Linehan (co-creator of "The I.T. Crowd" and "Father Ted") was arrested at Heathrow Airport for saying that men in the women’s bathroom deserve to get hit in the family jewels.
Brace yourselves: President Trump seems to have discovered AI image generators overnight
Late-night social media is always like Forrest Gump’s proverbial box of chocolates ("you never know what you’re gonna get"), but sometimes there are nights like Wednesday night, when President Donald Trump goes on a meme spree — this time with the help of AI.
University of Massachusetts on lockdown after “Asian male” prowls campus with rifle
Happening now:
California wedding crasher steals gift box worth $60,000
Here’s the real reason you gotta watch out for wedding crashers on your big day: They will steal your money.
Seven rightwing German candidates die within two weeks of each other, just days before election 🤔
Well, this is just the wildest string of coincidences you ever saw, isn’t it?
Florida Woman Creates New Viral Bodycam Screenshot After Charging At Cop With 16-Inch Knife
What a screenshot.
Report: Clippers circumvented salary cap by paying Kawhi Leonard $28 million through owner’s tree-planting company
This story is something else!
Watching Shapiro clown these CNN panelists is legit the funniest thing I’ve seen today
Who on CNN thought it would be a good idea to let Ben Shapiro join Scott Jennings on the panel? 😆
Identical twins give birth to baby boys on the same day at the same hospital
Sisters Rachel Schmidtberger and Lindsey Denny both gave birth to a son on Tuesday, August 26 at Children’s Memorial Hermann Hospital in Houston, Texas.
US Customs finds $500,000 worth of counterfeit Labubu dolls
The hard working men and women at Border and Customs Enforcement are working their rear ends off to prevent criminals from trafficking all sorts of contraband into the United States.
Grill manufacturer accidentally lists Canadian couple’s number as their help line, couple decides to take calls anyway
Before Canada was a totalitarian dystopia, the country used to be known for its overwhelmingly nice people, like British Columbia couple Jim Klassen and Mirjana Komljenovic.
Florida surgeon general says his health department will work “to end all vaccine mandates”
Florida Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo made a huge announcement today.
Apple’s new film about Redditors who save the world from evil white dudes has become a meme … just not in the way they expected
Memes are amazing.
Come watch one of the most spectacular responses to a commie of all time
On a recent episode of Jubilee’s Surrounded program, self-made multi-millionaire Patrick Bet-David took on 20 young, aspiring communists as they launched standard broadsides against the evils of capitalism.
If you’ve ever worked at the White House, you now have Trump’s face in your LinkedIn job history 🤣
One cannot understate the sheer entertainment value of having Donald Trump in the White House. The latest piece of evidence to support this is the official White House LinkedIn account, which changed its photo to a headshot of President Trump.
British University Report Says English Countryside Is “Overwhelmingly White,” Needs Muslim-Friendly Foods And Mosques To Tackle “Rural Racism”
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Watch: Putin chats with Xi about organ transplants, the possibility that humans could become immortal
I’m no conspiracy theorist, but when I hear two of the world’s most infamous leaders talking about biotechnology and humans possibly living to be 150 it sort of makes my ears perk up.
The US just destroyed a boatful of Venezuelan narcoterrorists and the Left is melting down over it
Just a few months after designating several drug cartels as terrorist organizations, the military is already going to work.
Tim Walz Says Americans Don’t Need Guns In Church Days After Mass Shooter Shot Up Church
Alright, where’s my clown makeup?
Colombia Appoints Man As Deputy Minister Of Women
These days if you want to become deputy minister of women in Colombia all you have to do is dress yourself up as a woman and barely hide the fact that you’re a man.
Muslim migrant with deportation order charged with pushing Ukrainian girl under German train while she was on phone with grandpa
The suspect was supposed to be deported in March.
Would-be assassin challenges Trump to golf death-match for the presidency
You know what? I think this is one of the most entertaining things I’ve ever heard of.
5-year-old slips out of house, heads to Chick-fil-A for breakfast: “Are you going to get me to jail?”
Before anyone in his house woke up on Tuesday June 24, a 5-year-old Jacksonville boy named William decided he’d get up and take a walk to Chick-fil-A …
Migrants with Palestinian flags assault Swedes, throw one man head-first to ground
Is this a demonstration of how diversity makes us strong?
Bee Forum News: Taylor Swift Forced Into Shotgun Wedding After Travis Kelce Becomes Pregnant
Big news last week as Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce announced their engagement and shotgun wedding now that Travis has become pregnant. While unusual for a football player to become pregnant, it was only a matter of time that one eventually would after scientists discovered a few years…
Wisconsin governor says if Trump takes away illegal immigrants “our economy will be gone”
This man is incredibly boring, but you might wanna listen to what he has to say about Wisconsin’s illegal immigrant workers.
Rice University study says birth control changes how women experience and remember emotions
A new study published in Hormones and Behavior has a lot to say about, well, hormones and behavior.
600 military lawyers are being deployed to serve as temporary immigration judges
Thought you might wanna see this 👇
This is why you don’t take silly videos while you’re driving
This girl just became a meme.