I wish this were satire.
Not the Bee
I don’t know how to respond to this clip of an atheist shredding Jordan Peterson, so watch and decide for yourself
Jordan Peterson has said a lot of things about cosmic order and human psychology that have been very helpful for people seeking moral grounding in their life.
Phil Robertson, Duck Dynasty patriarch, has passed away
Say a prayer for the Robertson clan and for fans of the A&E show Duck Dynasty. The head of the Robertson house, Phil Robertson, the Duck Commander, passed away on Sunday.
The mad lad who quit his job to sail to Hawaii actually made it … and he’s not done yet 💪
Oliver Widger, a 29-year-old who was tired of the daily grind at Discount Tire, cashed out his retirement account, quit his job, and bought a sailboat.
Come see the wokies who virtue signaled today in remembrance of George Floyd
Timmy Walz has a message for you about the 5-year-anniversary of a convicted criminal’s death:
Trump: “The job of the US Armed Forces is not to host drag shows, to transform foreign cultures, or to spread democracy … at the point of a gun”
Trump is going Savage Mode at West Point this fine Saturday.
GOOD NEWS BREAK: This mama moose wandered up to an Alaskan hospital to give birth
While more and more humans are choosing a more natural birth experience, this mama moose decided to go the opposite route when she strolled up to Providence Hospital in Anchorage.
Former employee says Generac fired him for not using woke pronouns. Now he’s fighting back.
Check this out:
NPR really hit publish on this headline
NPR just made its newest case for being defunded. 👇
Harvard is getting excoriated for this post
The college founded 400 years ago to train Puritan pastors in sound biblical doctrine would like you to know this:
“Daily Show” audience laughs as host jokes about murders of South African farmers
So … genocide is actually funny as long as white farmers are the victims?
The shrew that spit on the interim US attorney for DC just got arrested after bragging about it
Ladies and gentlemen, one of the ways you know that Democrats are no longer in power is that violent, destructive leftists are getting arrested for doing violent, destructive left-wing things.
New York news anchor completes broadcast while in labor
Despite her water breaking almost two hours before she was set to go on-air, CBS 6 Albany news anchor Olivia Jaquith decided to stay and complete the morning broadcast before heading to the hospital.
Not Satire: Turkey weighs citizens in public to combat obesity
I can see RFK Jr. writing this one down in his "ideas" notebook as we speak.
Remote Amazon tribe sues New York Times for report that detailed worries about “minors watching pornography”
Didn’t have this on my Bingo card.
Poll: 80% of French women now want soldiers to patrol the streets because drug violence and sexual assault is rampant
You know the cities in France are no longer safe when you see stats like this.
Giant trans flag unveiled at Yosemite to “teach Trump a lesson”
Left-wing activists swarm Yosemite National Park, once again, to protest Donald J. Trump — this time by unveiling a massive 55 by 35 foot transgender flag draped between two rock formations on El Capitan’s peak.
Watch Kermit the Frog speak at the University of Maryland (stay for the Dark Kermit remix)
I’m not sure what to say about this.
I finally found a proposal from a Democrat that I agree with 🤯
Who says conservatives can’t get behind bipartisan action?
Kentucky couple loses opposite arms “because they were holding each other” during tornado
There are a lot of love songs out there with the lyrics "I’ll never let you go," but Paul and Gail Cline of London, Kentucky, have to go down in the annals of love as the greatest embodiment of those words.
Florida judge suspended for telling too many bad jokes
Broward Circuit Court Judge Gary Farmer has been suspended after telling one too many jokes from the bench.
A bunch of Army Rangers just got suspended for firing blanks in front of partygoers on the beach
It’s all fun and games until someone starts with the machine gun fire.
Brandon Johnson is reacting to the DOJ investigation into Chicago’s racist hiring policies exactly like you’d expect
According to the mayor of Chicago, if you want to stop racism, you’re a … monster?
Watch as Judge Hannah Dugan helps an illegal alien escape ICE
In the latest installment of the saga involving our favorite indicted federal judge, a new video shows the moment Judge Hannah Dugan leads an illegal immigrant to an alternate exit to help him evade apprehension by ICE agents.
Non-binary emergency manager on leave after failing to activate St Louis’ tornado sirens
You never know if these things are just run-of-the-mill incompetence or the results of left-wing diversity hiring, but I’m going to say "both" for this one.
North Korean destroyer capsizes in front of supreme leader during launch ceremony
WHOOPS.
Karoline Leavitt just starched this reporter who said Trump showed “unsubstantiated” video to South Africa’s president
Let this back-and-forth between Karoline Leavitt and Yamiche Alcindor of NBC News be your daily reminder that you do not hate the press as much as you should.
Did you miss the 2A win hidden inside the “Big Beautiful Bill” passed by the House this morning?
There’s a lot to parse through in the massive Republican budget reconciliation bill passed in the House early this morning.
This MAHA government report on child health is a doozy…
The kids are not okay.
Google just dropped its Veo 3 AI video generator and the creations are insanely realistic
I’m not exaggerating when I say it won’t be long until we see fully AI-generated movies.