They told me delivery robots were the future.
Not the Bee
UPDATE: Murder suspect with no hands or feet has YouTube channel showcasing his blaster skills
People across the internet were wondering how this could be a real story:
Canadian Parliament summons Air Canada CEO to “explain himself” for not speaking enough French in his statement about this week’s crash
The very serious nation of Canada is going to get to the bottom of this incident.
NOT Satire: Maryland Democrat Explains Why State Needs “Appropriately Sized” Tampons In Men’s Room
In case you thought Tampon Tim and Minnesota were the only national embarrassments pushing this stuff, don’t worry.
The internet can’t decide if a racist or a woke person wrote this
It’s really hard to see the difference these days!
Murderer released from life sentence by Gavin Newsom says he can’t wait to vote Newsom for president
This might be Gavin’s strongest endorsement yet!
Now that Stephen Colbert has ruined late night, Warner Brothers is giving him a “Lord of the Rings” film
Just when you thought Stephen Colbert couldn’t terrorize the world anymore, he finds a new, more diabolical way.
You gotta watch Vince Vaughn absolutely NAIL the late-night hosts for their cringe, left-wing “evangelism”
There are still a few cool guys left in Hollywood, and Vince Vaughn is definitely one of them.
California college cancels governor’s debate because lefties were upset that the candidates were white 💀
The hilarity in California continues.
Belgian “journalists” who smashed statue of Jesus to be edgy got REALLY squirmy when asked if they’d do the same to Mohammed
So, it’s cool for these "journalists" to smash a statue of Jesus because in Belgium "we’re not a very religious country."