It’s lawn season, that time of year when men suit up to subdue the earth and bring order to chaos.
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End of an era: The U.S. mint just produced the very last order of penny blanks
It’s been a long run for the copper Lincolns, but all good things must come to an end.
Biden-appointed judge attempts to block Trump from dismantling the Department of Education (because that’s just what happens now)
It’s honestly getting so boring now that the Left only has one move: Use the lower courts to thwart the executive branch.
“This is your favorite president”: Scott Adams says Trump called him after hearing about his cancer diagnosis
Now this is a heartwarming story and a side of Trump the mainstream media will never talk about.
School are using AI to call names during graduation and people have mixed feelings about it
As someone who’s terrible at names, I can totally get behind this technology:
Check out the crazy dashcam footage of a dump truck crashing into this New Jersey home
You don’t want any car going off the roadway — and you definitely don’t want it to be a dump truck full of concrete sand.
Amy Coney Barrett didn’t vote in a 4-4 SCOTUS ruling that would have allowed the nation’s first Catholic charter school to open 😑
"Conservative" Justice Amy Coney Barrett did not participate in this decision and has not said why
Georgia teen writes $545,000 in counterfeit checks to pay lawyer fees for previous fraud case
Just like everything else these days, lawyers are expensive.
In 2015, Biden said he’d “develop prostate cancer” if he were forced to resign from politics 😬
Stare directly at this 2015 headline from The Washington Times.
This guy bought a $600 Trump Watch for his wife. There was just one tiny hilarious problem.
When Tim Petit heard an ad on the radio for Trump Watches, and then visited the site to spend $640 on one for his wife, he thought this watch was on the way.
AI girlfriend company says 80% of Gen Z would consider “marrying” digital companion 😭
Please, I’m begging someone to say this is a joke.
New York Times takes swipe at Pete Hegseth for voluntary CHRISTIAN prayer service at Pentagon 😱
You’ll have to forgive the commies at the New York Times. They’re clearly still under the impression that we’re operating under 2005 rules, as they ran a hit piece on Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth for having the gall to … hold a Christian prayer service at the…
Come check out the mainstream media parrots covering Trump’s visit with South Africa’s president
We told you yesterday about Trump showing South Africa’s president this video of his citizens singing songs about killing white people.
Here’s the profile of the man charged with killing an Israeli couple on the streets of DC last night
Elias Rodriguez of Chicago was arrested last night as the suspect in the public murder of two Israeli diplomats outside the Capital Jewish Museum in DC.
Israeli embassy staff murdered by Palestinian activist at Capital Jewish Museum in DC
Two people are dead, one of whom is affiliated with the Israeli embassy in DC.
My newsfeed is filled with these memes of Trump’s viral moment with South Africa’s president
If you missed it, this happened today:
Jesse Watters sent a reporter to troll James “8647” Comey during a book signing 🤣
Jesse Watters is a legend for this. Dude sent a correspondent to a James Comey book signing and the results were magnificent.
This is a real story from 2025
Don’t bother checking your calendars. You didn’t slip into a time warp. It’s still 2025.
Democrats and Republicans have found something that unites them: Flesh-eating parasites
Finally, something that Democrats and Republicans can get behind — a foul, flesh-eating monster pest.
The All-American Rejects are doing random shows at house parties and it feels like 2006 all over again
It might just be my nostalgia for high school and college, but this is one of the most awesome music tours I’ve ever heard of. The All-American Rejects are randomly popping up at house parties this month and they’re absolutely rocking it.
Advisor to former Ukrainian president Viktor Yanukovych shot dead in Spain
Former Ukrainian politician Andriy Portnov, a top adviser to ousted President Viktor Yanukovych (thanks, CIA!), was shot dead this morning outside the American School of Madrid shortly after student drop-off.
Multiple newspapers publish “summer reading list” without realizing that 10 of the 15 books are fake and generated by AI 🤦♂️
I am pretty sure that AI is going to be the death of all of us.
Would-be murder’s plot to kill his rival consisted of one grand, some pigs, a nun, and a bottle of bourbon
New York man Jeal Sutherland couldn’t seem to get his girlfriend’s baby daddy out of her life, so, like any reasonable person, he hatched a plot to have him killed.
Trump just showed the South African president video of his citizens singing about killing white people 👀
HOLY. MOLY.
Loudon County Public Schools investigates boys for sexual harassment because … they didn’t like a girl filming them in their locker room
So here we have another story out of the uber-woke Loudon County Public Schools in Virginia.
Delaware becomes 11th state to allow assisted “suicide”
Man, I don’t want to be morbid, but Joe Biden’s state passing this bill the same week his PR team announced he has cancer is … oof.
A bipartisan bill could make supersonic flights legal over US cities again, but they’ll be much different this time
Currently, according to 14 CFR § 91. 818 no civilian aircraft can operate at supersonic speed without a special permit from the FAA for testing purposes.
Stephen Colbert kindly allows James Comey to explain his excuse for posting those “8647” seashells
Apparently James Comey, like the rest of us, thinks everyone who watches Stephen Colbert’s show is an idiot.
Watch JD Vance spit fire about the activist judges who keep stopping deportations
More fire from JD:
Tennessee Democrat brags about stalking and “bullying” ICE agents with her “girl squad”
If we’re going to get Democrats to respect the law again I’ve got a good idea where to start.