This is Jake Tapper and The New Yorker we’re talking about, but if half of this report is true, then holy moly.
Not the Bee
This woman sent the DOJ bomb threats when her deportation appeal was denied
Saudi citizen, Sitameriam Nurai Ibrahim, was issued a U.S. deportation order because she was a beneficiary on her mother’s I-589 form, whose application was ultimately denied, so Ibrahim was ordered to also go back home.
CNN forced to report that inflation is down big time
Man, it must pain CNN to the core to have to report on these numbers:
Come meet the guy taking over DOGE once Elon steps down
So when Elon finally packs it up and hits the door at the White House, it looks like Director of the Office of Management and Budget Russell Vought will be taking his place as DOGE’s leader.
“Like Walt Disney threw up”: Check out the mansion of the Utah tycoon charged with smuggling $300 million in oil for the cartels
They say crime doesn’t pay. And that’s true in the sense that criminals tend to get caught after a while, lose all their money, and get thrown in prison.
Come check out the highlights of Trump’s day in Saudi Arabia
Trump made his much-anticipated visit to Saudi Arabia today and I never thought I’d say this, but it seems the theme was very American. More on that in a few.
Not satire: This girl is afraid that John Wilkes Booth is hiding under her bed 😭
I’m not making this up, ladies and gents. Three-year-old Lainey Litton is terrified that Abraham Lincoln’s assassin is going to pop out from under her bed.
Apple is developing a device that will allow you to control your iPhone with your thoughts
Welp, it looks like Apple is throwing its hat in the ring in the brain chip implant race, teasing a new technology which will allow users to control the iPhone and other devices with their brains.
New data shows 400,000 jobs that the Biden admin claimed to have created last year never actually existed
The Bureau of Labor Statistics has taken a second look at all of the jobs that were supposedly created during Biden’s last year in office before the election and found something … interesting.
Mother and son graduate from TCU together on Mother’s Day weekend
This Mother’s Day weekend was especially meaningful for one Texas family. Brandi Fields and her son, Kyle, each received their graduate degrees from Texas Christian University on May 9th.