This is one of the most epic, long form troll jobs in the history of presidential politics.
Not the Bee
British police will no longer investigate bike thefts at train stations; “hurty words” still punishable by jail
No, friends, this is not satire.
Homeland Security says HALF of all migrants in Twin Cities committed immigration fraud
Someone should probably ask Rep. Ilhan Omar and her brother about this.
Conservative influencer attacked by leftist during discussion about leftwing violent at University of Maryland
Conservative journalist Cam Higby was at the University of Maryland today to argue that the left side of the political aisle is inherently violent.
Report: NYPD detective snuck into Ryder Cup by pretending to be Trump’s security, caught when he dropped gun mag
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL CRUD??
Walmart will no longer use synthetic food dyes in store-brand products
Another one:
Transport secretary receives standing ovation for restoring painting of Jesus Christ at Merchant Marine Academy
Sean Duffy got it done. "Christ on the Water" is back where it belongs.
ICE sting at Dallas strip club nabs 41 illegal aliens, rescues sex-trafficking victims
Imagine this:
Federal budget director announces $8 billion in cuts to “Green New Scam” funding, mass firings to begin in “a day or two”
Best. Government. Shutdown. Ever.
Vance promises sombrero memes will stop if Democrats help reopen the government
The government shutdown of 2025 has unleashed a meme civil war of sorts and JD Vance is here to calm the waters.