It’s getting spicy in here!
Not the Bee
Illinois becomes first state to require mental health screenings at public schools
This seems like a nice thing for the government to doβ¦
Gina Carano has “come to an agreement” in her lawsuit against Disney
It turns out that Mickey Mouse was no match for an experienced MMA fighter, as actress Gina Carano announced on Thursday that she and Disney had "reached an agreement" to end her discrimination lawsuit against the media giant that resulted from her 2021 firing from The Mandalorian.
The White House just posted this video of libs melting down, but the reason was actually pretty wholesome πΊπΈ
We do a little trolling π
National Guard rolling into DC to restore order following Big Balls incident
Sorry, but I had to have some fun with that headline π
People are flocking to DC to get a whiff of the unspeakably foul-smelling “corpse flower”
I don’t know about you, but generally when I catch a whiff of something gross, I tend to try and avoid smelling it further.
BREAKING: Obama-appointed judge orders “construction pause” at Alligator Alcatraz
Well, it’s a day that ends in "Y" so you knew we had to tell you about a liberal judge making a ludicrous ruling to keep illegals in the country.
Redditors Argue If Bagel Shop Is Fascist For Serving Vice President Toasted Bread Last Month
Nope, we are not a satire outlet.
What’s with this new virus in China? We’ve got the deets.
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: A virus begins circulating in China, sickening thousands and thousands of people, leading authorities to spray down the streets in an effort to control the infection rate.
Report: Former staffers say Jasmine Crockett is “mean,” “never in the office,” and “all diva”
Who would’ve thought?









