Of course The New York Times ran this story:
Not the Bee
NYC influencer robbed of $500,000 worth of jewelry outside his home
Let’s check in on New York City, shall we?
Auto accidents are down 10% in Los Angeles and New York this year for some reason 🤔
Huh.
US GDP up 3% in quarter two, despite expectations
Trump’s dangerous and foolhardy economic games have done it again.
YouTube will now use AI to predict your age … and require government ID if it thinks you’re a kid
Given that most adults act like children these days, I’m not sure this will work 😂
MAGA: A massive semiconductor manufacturing facility is opening in Arizona
Need a job? An enormous semiconductor manufacturer is opening a new facility north of Phoenix, Arizona, and looking to fill it with workers. Surprisingly, many of the open positions don’t require any experience.
PETA sues Maine Lobster Festival for steaming 16,000 lobsters
The crack team of animal rights activists at PETA is at it again, this time suing the Maine Lobster Festival for having the audacity to… cook 16,000 lobsters for the Maine Lobster Festival.
Influencer Joey Swoll apologizes to woke mob for mourning Hulk Hogan’s death
It’s 2025, and people are still apologizing to the woke mob:
Roads are gridlocked as Hawaiians flee an incoming tsunami that’s sweeping across the Pacific. Updates here.
Residents of Hawaii, Alaska, and the West Coast: this is not a drill. Seek higher ground immediately. Tsunami warnings are in effect.
Montreal Fines Church $2,500 For Hosting Christian Singer
Let’s just be clear here: Christian singer Sean Feucht is controversial because he holds Christian conservative values.