Your friend’s daughter graduated from college five years ago and still hasn’t found a job, but this chick came into the country illegally, dated a gangbanger from Venezuela, and was gainfully employed as a public school teacher outside of Chicago.
Not the Bee
Female cop appears to blast civilian who surprised her during active shooting in Montreal
Hoo boy.
Florida Woman Turns Pickleball Paddle Into “Deadly Weapon” After On-Court Argument
Pickleball was supposed to be for old people who don’t move well.
Englishman faces two years in prison for cleaning polluted river without permit (he’s asked the government to take action for five years)
Oi! Do you have a permit for that??
Joy Reid says none of her black friends are celebrating the 4th (because Juneteenth is the real Independence Day)
Remember last week when we shared the late Charlie Kirk’s assessment of "Juneteenth" and how it’s meant to replace the 4th of July? All the reasonable moderates said Charlie was wrong and that we weren’t being subverted.
The New Yorker says we’re taking Greenland so Red Lobster can bring back all-you-can-eat shrimp
I take back everything I ever said about our Greenland adventure being a bad idea.
Watch this Amazon driver drive THROUGH A FRONT YARD to deliver a package
This driver for Amazon decided that where she was going she didn’t need roads.
A brand-new Kamala Harris word salad just dropped, y’all 👀
She may have been the worst VP of all time, she may have been shellacked by Donald Trump, but somehow Kamala Harris is still making our days over here by dropping in and tossing us random word salads when we least expect it.
“Aren’t we all naked at some point?” Nude man emerges from woods, chokes pit bull, threatens owner with imaginary shotgun
A real story out of Massachusetts:
Do you think Gretchen Whitmer is jealous that Abigail Spanberger banned guns AND has these dance moves?
Mitten Queen Gretch spent years vying for worst governor in America.