According to The Wall Street Journal, Microsoft has just signed a $1.7 billion deal with Vaulted Deep to bury humanity’s poop 5,000 feet underground.
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Wokies are trying to cancel this Airbnb host after someone noticed a Trump sign on the property (because of course)
Trump was elected by the majority of American voters (meaning he’s a pretty popular guy), but I guess the wokies haven’t heard about that, so they want to cancel this Airbnb host for the sin of hanging a generic political sign:
The drama between the White House and the Wall Street Journal just got worse with a boot from Trump’s upcoming trip
Aaaaand the drama continues!
It’s a slow news day, so I decided to gift you memes to brighten your day 🤌
Meme dump time!
19 confirmed dead so far after Bangladeshi Air Force jet crashes into school
A Bangladeshi Air Force jet crashed Monday into Milestone School and College in the capital of Dhaka during a training exercise.
Watch: Dude somehow walks away from high-speed motorcycle crash during police chase in LA
Look, I’m not here to celebrate running from the police, but this man miraculously just walked off after crashing his bike at around 120 mph on the 405 Freeway in Los Angeles and I’m simply amazed by it.
This New York man wore a 20-pound chain into an MRI room. It did not end well.
We’ve covered a few stories about the dangers of MRI machines, especially if you’re carrying a gun:
American tomato farmers say business is booming after Trump’s tariffs on Mexican produce 💪
Would you look at that? Trump’s tariffs are having their intended impact for American businesses. At least for now.
The Oakland A’s actually produced a highlight over the weekend
I simply cannot believe it: The Oakland A’s actually produced a highlight in 2025, and it’s one of the greatest plays of the year.
When you woke up this morning, I bet you didn’t think you’d hear Hunter Biden’s thoughts on illegal immigration
Oh look: Another Democrat ranting about the loss of their slaves!