We don’t do woke stuff anymore America, and that’s why we’ll no longer call this replenishment oiler by the name of a gay-rights activist who once served in the Navy.
Not the Bee
SCOTUS rules against universal injunctions by activist judges, pokes fun at Justice Jackson for extra credit 🔥
SCOTUS finally coming through:
THE ATF IS BEING AUDITED BY DOGE AS WE SPEAK 👀
IT’S HAPPENING!
160 Dems vote against bill to deport foreigners convicted of drunk driving
The Dems often like to frame bills with titles like "Save The Puppies Act" so they can accuse Republicans of hating puppies when the vote divides along party lines, but Republicans weren’t trying to frame anything here.
Tampa Bay Rays star Wander Franco found guilty of sexual abuse of a minor
We should honestly say "former Tampa Bay Rays star Wander Franco," cuz I don’t think the Dominican Republic native is gonna be able to work in the United States after this one.
The US government will now accept crypto as collateral for mortgages and the Fartcoin memes have begun 💀
Appreciate that you live in this moment of history.
Happy one-year anniversary to the most spectacular debate of all time. Let’s roll the clips.
Can you believe that this was a year ago??
The White House is taking full advantage of that “Daddy” comment from the NATO Secretary General 🤣
Remember when we told you about the NATO Secretary General calling Trump "daddy" the other day?
One (last?) goodbye: Trump to deport Kilmar Abrego Garcia to third-party country if he’s released from jail
In yet another chapter of what seems like a never-ending story, the Trump administration is reportedly planning to deport Kilmar Abrego Garcia to a third country if authorities release him from jail again.
Fire departments are looking for a possible meteorite that streaked across the American Southeast today and crashed into at least one home
Well, this was pretty cool. People in Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, and Tennessee reported seeing this potential meteorite around 12:20 ET.