Guys, we work really hard to find positive stories to sprinkle into our news coverage, but some days it seems impossible.
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DEA says active duty US military members were working security when they raided illegal Colorado nightclub run by Tren de Aragua
Umm, I don’t want to make a big deal out of this, but …
White House orders UPenn to rescind all awards Lia Thomas won while swimming as a “woman” 👀
Shots fired at the White House this week:
Michigan moves forward with plan to gas geese to death due to overpopulation
What do you do if you’ve got an overpopulation of Canada geese in your state? Well, if you’re Michigan, you gas them to death.
Spain experienced a nationwide power outage one week after reaching 100% “green” energy. Come enjoy the ironic videos.
You can’t make it up.
A scientist thinks he has proof we’re living in the Matrix. It’s … not what you think.
For many years now we’ve understood how to tell if we’re living in a computer simulation: You reach out and touch the nearest mirror. If it gloops onto you and starts taking over your body, boom, confirmed, you are in the Matrix.
Canada just voted for national assisted suicide. Here are some of the meme reactions.
Oh Canada … why do you do this to yourself?
Listen to the first Neuralink patient with ALS give glory to God after brain-chip implant: “I am a better disciple of Jesus Christ because I have ALS” ✊
Tech may be dystopian at times, there are also some amazing, feel-good stories.
CNN, MSNBC blur images of criminal aliens that the Trump admin placed on White House lawn
So the White House pulled this power move and threw a bunch of yard signs featuring illegal immigrant criminals in the yard.
Bee Forum News: Vance Working On Book About Meeting Pope Francis, Titled “If I Did It”
Insiders report Vice President Vance is working on an edgy new novel about his recent visit to the late Pope Francis titled, "If I Did It." In the book, the Vice President will deny killing Pope Francis and also present a whimsical musing answering the question, "But what…