Over the weekend, the world got a celebrity meetup that it never expected:
Not the Bee
Florida man receives $1,000 for bagging 87 invasive pythons. People think he deserves more.
You gotta be on some Steve Irwin stuff to get 87 pythons in a month.
Dana White says UFC event will be shown on CBS live from the White House on America’s 250th birthday
The UFC just signed a massive deal with Paramount.
Report: Foreign-born population down 2.2 million since Trump took office; 1.6 million were illegal aliens
American voters will either love this or hate this:
British Government Tells Subjects To Delete Emails To Save Water
England is currently in a drought, which is the most Severe Climate Crisis™ since last year, when England experienced sustained flooding.
Texas Senate passes new map which would add 5 congressional seats for Republicans
Texas Democrats are not going to be happy about this:
Judge Jeanine gets furious with reporter who said DC crime is down
The United States attorney for the District of Columbia has some thoughts for the fake news:
You haven’t golfed until you’ve golfed with this level of distraction
You think you’ve golfed, but have you golfed in these types of conditions?
Chinese man pleads guilty to smuggling 850 turtles in socks from US to Hong Kong
Yep, this was a thing that happened.
Starbucks is asking South Korean customers to stop bringing printers and desktop computers into the store
This should’ve been an SNL sketch but somehow it’s an actual thing that’s happening in South Korea.