Due to an influx of martyrs, paradise has reportedly been forced to dial back its promise of 70 virgins upon arrival. However, representatives of the supreme higher being insist new arrivals will be just as happy with the available stable of slightly prudish women to pick from, though…
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President Trump announces on Truth Social that Iran and Israel have agreed to a “Complete and Total CEASEFIRE”
President Trump announced on Truth Social that the Iran-Israel conflict has ended and that both sides have agreed to a ceasefire:
This is a real post from Planned Parenthood
We’re really still doing this stuff?
Dashcam footage shows California man finding out what happens when you ram police cars with your van in a fast-food parking lot
I gotta say, I’m not sure what this guy thought was going to happen when he was refused service at In-N-Out for having an open beer in his car, slammed his car into other cars in the drive-thru line, and then rammed multiple police vehicles in the parking…
Drag queen delivers “Pride forecast” for Maine NBC affiliate, incorrectly reports a hurricane in the Carolinas
It’s been a pretty quiet Pride Month so far, which has been just amazing to witness, but let’s head out to the State of Maine and see how they reported the weather over the weekend.
Wanted Florida man repeatedly taunts police on Facebook, saying they can’t catch him. For some reason he hasn’t posted in a while.
Even for a Florida man, this is just very Florida Man.
Watch: Road buckles in Missouri and sends a car flying
Not sure what exactly happened here, besides the fact that the road buckled, but this is pretty wild:
Lutheran pastor: “There are people who are perfectly happy in other faiths who don’t need converting to ours.”
I mean, it’s one thing to get the finer points of Christianity wrong.
This final lap was absolutely nuts
So I’m not very familiar with off-road racing, but this final lap from the Forest County Potawatomi Community Cup race last night in Crandon, Wisconsin, was pretty epic.
Breaking: Iran has launched several missiles at America’s largest Middle Eastern military base
The retaliation has begun.