The media reported en masse that a "British man" tried to marry a nine-year-old girl at the Sleeping Beauty castle inside Disneyland Paris.
Not the Bee
So a foreign-born commie Muslim just won the Democratic nomination for NYC mayor. Come see how crazy this guy is.
If you were waffling about whether or not New York City was beyond saving…
Pack it up: Big Balls has resigned from his position in the US government
All great things must come to an end, and such is the story of Big Balls.
CNN says “core components of Iran’s nuclear program are largely intact” after Trump’s strikes. The White House has thoughts.
The White House is saying this report is bogus, but I just wanted you to know that CNN is already out here trying to say that Trump’s strikes on Iran’s nuclear facilities have largely failed, which in layman’s terms means they were widely successful.
A California nudist allegedly murdered his neighbors and drowned their Shih Tzu because of a hot dog
This story would be absolutely hilarious if it wasn’t so ridiculously gruesome.
ICE rounded up the illegals and now The Wall Street Journal thinks improving working conditions and paying people more is “novel”
In Nebraska earlier this month a meatpacker faced a crisis when an ICE raid rounded up a lot of their employees.
Did MTG just say JFK was assassinated because he opposed Israel’s nuclear program? Yes. Yes she did.
So if you haven’t heard, MTG has been pretty outspoken about this war in the Middle East and she’s kinda upset about it.
Joe Rogan made Bernie Sanders answer some tough question on his show and it was pure entertainment 🍿
I’ve never seen a more awkward "Uhh, let’s change the subject" in my life.
Not Satire: New Zealand wants to become the “best place in the world to have herpes”
Here’s something I bet you didn’t expect to read today: New Zealand is awfully proud of its herpes infections.
Please enjoy this montage of Obama authorizing air strikes in the Middle East
I know you Dems are trying to say Trump is a war president now and he unconstitutionally dropped those bombs on Iran’s nuclear sites, so I figured I’d drop this video here of Obama announcing airstrikes on a bunch of different countries in the Middle East to refresh…