Could President Trump sign orders and proclamations without trolling anyone and everyone? I dunno, but he certainly enjoyed it today!
Not the Bee
5-year-old boy smothers goat with kisses after winning fourth place at Texas animal show
"I love goats."
Report: Putin preparing to test Russia’s latest nuclear missile system ahead of talks with Trump
The two big dogs of the modern geopolitical landscape are set to meet this week on the Alaskan frontier:
UPDATE: Subway Sandwich Slinger Who Called Agents “Fascist” Was DOJ Employee
Well, this is a shocking turn of events.
British Cops Release African Migrant Caught Sneaking Into Woman’s Home Because “Trespassing Is Not An Arrestable Offense”
On Wednesday, an African migrant was detained by Londoners after he was allegedly caught entering a woman’s home in Canary Wharf, one of London’s premiere financial districts.
Trump admin bulldozes DC homeless encampment
President Trump, once again, proving that you can just do things.
South Carolina gubernatorial candidate goes on 35-minute shirtless rant in back of police car
I’m a sucker for videos of intoxicated individuals speaking to police while being arrested, but when it’s a Democratic candidate for governor in South Carolina it just hits that much harder.
Florida To Expand “Alligator Alcatraz” Franchise With “Deportation Depot” Detention Center
Ron DePorter is back in action.
Researchers find body of British explorer who fell into Antarctic glacier in 1959
I didn’t have this on my Bingo card for this week.
Oregon Man Loses Part Of His Arm While Trying To Stop Car Thieves Using Homemade Grenade
Back in June, Oregon man David Ray Allen saw some guys who he suspected to be car thieves hovering around his vehicle. And while he could have done what a normal person would and called the police, Allen thought to himself, "Here’s my chance," and popped back inside…