Perhaps you were in the D.C. metro area this week and witnessed the massive storms blowing through late afternoon:
Not the Bee
Four men plead guilty to $550 million USAID fraud scheme
Well, would you look at this.
The US Navy hit their recruiting goals three months ahead of schedule ๐ค
After years of struggling to recruit, both the Army and Navy have met their recruiting goals way ahead of schedule.
Florida dad charged with leaving his toddler to die in hot car while he got haircut, drank at bar
This is so incredibly sad.
This dude climbed the netting at Wrigley to get a souvenir bat only to have it taken by security. But the story ended in the best way.
Check out this classic moment from Wrigley Field yesterday:
HISTORIC: NATIONAL DEBT HITS $37 TRILLION ๐ฅณ
We did it! Congrats, everyone!
You don’t say! MIT study links ChatGPT use to cognitive decline
Shockingly, using a machine to do your thinking for you leads to you not think for yourself. That’s according to a new study from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology found:
Reuters is really out here running stories about men getting AIDS because we cut USAID
Here’s the news stories that Reuters thinks you need to know. And it’s a doozy.
Watch: Elderly man gets car stuck halfway down Rome’s Spanish Steps ๐
At first this is sort of funny. But in reality, I’m guessing the poor old guy has dementia or something, because how else would this happen?
Wisconsin church led by transgender pastors introduces new worship song: “I’m F****** Gay”
Are you ready for some fresh, hot cringe from a woke church in Wisconsin?









