Cody Gakpo is a forward for Liverpool and he recently landed himself in hot water because he did the thing you’re definitely not allowed to do in England.
Not the Bee
Did Michelle Obama just call herself a “black man” or is she just really bad at transitions?
I’m sure we’ve all heard about "Big Mike" by now, and we’ve seen our share of dank memes on the issue. Well, THIS clip just hit the internet and the comments โฆ oh the comments ๐
FBI reassigns agents who kneeled during Black Lives Matter protest in DC
Kash Patel is making some moves inside the FBI, including one that has the lefties a little angry.
California judge bars Border Patrol from arresting suspected illegals without a warrant or reason to believe they will flee
Welp, here’s another order that the Trump team will likely ignore:
Timmy Walz tells Harvard he was on Kamala’s ticket to “code talk to white guys,โ be the masculine voice for the Democrats
Tim Walz, the entirely straight and totally manly governor or Minnesota, is opening up about how he knows how to talk to the bros.
The New York Times just ran a 1,400-word story to explain what cross necklaces are
The New York Times just wrote a 1,400-word article about a hip new symbol that everyone seems to be wearing these days:
State That Allows Chemical Castration of Kids Gets Closer To Ban On Declawing Cats
Ironic, no?
The world’s tallest dog met the world’s smallest dog and it was simply adorable
How are both of these dogs descendants of wolves???
Mark Hamill just apologized to Canada because Trump is bad or something
Millions of voices crying out in terror caused yet another disturbance in the Force, as Star Wars actor Mark Hamill took to Bluesky to issue an apology to the nation of Canada on behalf of "decent Americans":
Pencilneck just reintroduced a bill to ban aSsAuLt wEaPoNs
Come and take ’em, bro.
This college prof had the best way of announcing who “failed,” but lots of people didn’t get the joke ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
If you’re a Lord of the Rings nerd, this is epic.
Wisconsin Supreme Court suspends judge accused of obstructing ICE arrest
Okay, Wisconsin!
I bet these Alabama drivers didn’t expect a kangaroo to cause a pile-up on the interstate
We’ve got a classic "exotic animal on the loose" story from Tuskegee, Alabama, where a pet kangaroo caused absolute havoc on I-85.
This play made both the highlight reel AND the blooper reel
This is one of my favorite highlights I’ve ever put up on this website. Toronto’s Daulton Varsho, 2024’s Gold Glove Award recipient, made a play last night that’s both a highlight and a blooper and you have to see it to believe it.
PepsiCo to remove artificial ingredients from its products to align with the MAHA movement
You know, sometimes it’s simple when you win.
ABC News is peddling activism again. Let’s talk about this ridiculous post.
You don’t hate the media enough.
ABC News’ interview with President Trump was pure entertainment. Let’s roll the clips.
President Donald Trump had quite a day on Tuesday, from saying it’d be fun to be pope to holding a rally in Michigan to eating an ABC News reporter alive.
This HBO actress has posted the same message to President Trump nearly 200 times. Come see how mentally stable she is.
Sometimes you just need to be persistent to get your point across. Other times, you’re just a deranged leftist banging your head against a wall and putting your mental deficiency on display for everyone to see.
Portland is so woke that it turned this Pittsburgh liberal into a right-winger
I think there are many old-school pins out there like this:
Another brawl broke out on a Carnival Cruise and I’m beginning to think this is the Spirit Airlines of sea travel
It’s about that time of year, folks: Time for a family vacation. And nothing says "family vacation" quite like a megabrawl on a cruise ship.
Hockey player who slashed opponent’s neck with his skate in 2023 avoids criminal charges in Britain
Remember this from a few years back?
Watch Bernie Sanders channel his inner Biden during D.C. speech
Bernie Sanders is a whole year older than Joe Biden, so while fighting the oligarchy in D.C., it was no surprise to me that he pulled this, let’s call it "Grandpa Bern," move.
I am happy to inform you that the protest against Trump on the Capitol steps turned into a sing-along led by a gay rabbi
Please don’t stop this, Dems. It’s great TV.
Black American who moved to Ghana to escape “racism” says she’s coming home because Africa is so corrupt
Wait, you mean America is actually pretty … exceptional?
This Indian man had no idea there was a terrorist attack happening below him while zip-lining
This was a wild ride in more ways than one, but the man on the zip-line seems to have had no idea that a terrorist attack, which would eventually kill 26 civilians at a tourist location in Pahalgam, India, was taking place just below him.
I tried to find a happy story for y’all over my lunch break, but I got an update on Seattle’s nudist park instead
Guys, we work really hard to find positive stories to sprinkle into our news coverage, but some days it seems impossible.
DEA says active duty US military members were working security when they raided illegal Colorado nightclub run by Tren de Aragua
Umm, I don’t want to make a big deal out of this, but …
White House orders UPenn to rescind all awards Lia Thomas won while swimming as a “woman” ๐
Shots fired at the White House this week:
Michigan moves forward with plan to gas geese to death due to overpopulation
What do you do if you’ve got an overpopulation of Canada geese in your state? Well, if you’re Michigan, you gas them to death.
Spain experienced a nationwide power outage one week after reaching 100% “green” energy. Come enjoy the ironic videos.
You can’t make it up.