The child survived but was mauled by the croc and is in critical condition 👇
Not the Bee
Supreme Court unanimously rules in favor of potheads’ right to own pew pews
Remember back when Hunter Biden got convicted of violating 18 U.S.C. Section 922 (g)(3), controlled-substance users are prohibited from owning firearms — a conviction from which his father pardoned him?
Woman assaulted by Tunisian migrant convicted of hate speech for saying immigrant men endanger women
Nope, not satire.
Philadelphia Bans Horse-Drawn Carriages Because … Animal Cruelty?
Philadelphia, a city that hasn’t had a horse-drawn carriage company in operation since 2023, has voted to outlaw the practice of using horses as draft animals.
Fat “pastor” says we must push society to end fatphobia like we did with LGBTQ+
Well, let’s check in on "Progressive" Christianity™ and what exactly we’re progressing towards, shall we?
Vegas sheriff says cars used for street takeovers will be seized and destroyed
Well, it’s something, I guess.
Two new sermon manuscripts from St. Augustine found in Polish monastery 🤯
No big deal, just the discovery of new sermons delivered by one of the Early Church Fathers.
Minor League Team Forfeits Game Because Players Won’t Wear Gay Jerseys, Will Still Hold Pride Night At Stadium
This is the way, sportsballers 👇
MIchelle has one word to describe the next chapter of the Obama legacy: “Me.”
Obama’s presidential library (AKA the Death Star) is having its grand opening this week, so Barack and Michelle went on Good Morning America to promote themselves.
This man took his daughters into an empty women’s bathroom and had the cops called on him. Let’s all argue about it for funzies!
Brodsky recorded the now-viral moment a man demanded he leave the restroom because it is for women only — an interaction that scared the girls and forced the manager to intervene.