The folks over at the BBC, notorious for their objective and totally truthful reporting, took one look at the skyline of Houston and thought, "That can’t be right. Houston has mountains. We should add some mountains to this skyline."
Not the Bee
Muslim member of CAIR tries to join Texas Republican convention, gets told to leave the country
B-A-S-E-D.
This might be the greatest headline of all time
Look, I’m not here to pretend we’ve got a forty-ninth peace agreement with Iran (I’m not retarded). I am here to show you this beautiful headline from the New York Post.
First grader finds authentic Viking sword sticking out of the ground
A first-grade Norse boy (named Henrik, of course) was on a school trip to the village of Brandbu this April when he saw something sticking out of the ground.
Scottish soccer fans drank Boston’s bars dry, and now they’re putting traffic cones on statues as they party through the city
The Tartan Army, as both Scotland’s soccer team and its fans are known, have taken over Boston and named it their home away from home.
Today is “Juneteenth,” so let’s remember what Charlie Kirk had to say about the holiday
Man, we really miss Charlie Kirk.
The Royal Family is touting its efforts to curb sexual violence in Africa and the Middle East. The comment section is nearing regicide.
I guess the Royal Family hasn’t paid attention to the news about the rape gang report in their own country, because they just posted this:
Russian company claims it has put computer chips in cows’ brains to make them produce more milk
You know I love milk just as much as the next American.
TSA Reminds World Cup Tourists To Pack Ranch In Checked Luggage
I don’t know why this is so funny to me.
“The Lord saved me”: This Illinois man filmed his house being destroyed by a tornado while he was inside
Trevor Kreke of Effingham, Illinois, just gave us the most up-close-and-personal look at tornado damage I’ve ever seen.