An unidentified patient in the U.S. has died from the pneumonic plague, a.k.a. The Plague, a.a.k.a The Black Death, and no, that’s not a racist epithet no matter what the BBC thinks.
Not the Bee
CNN poll shows that the America Party is off to a rough start and that Elon, “is now the least popular person that we’ve polled.”
You know, I’m not exactly sure what the America Party supporters, 80% on Elon’s poll, thought would happen in the real world.
Woke agitators blocked a bridge and discovered that Kentucky police do things differently
Check this out 👇
Colbert’s late-night show loses CBS up to $50 MILLION PER YEAR. People are asking why the show wasn’t canceled sooner, and why it got cut now 🤔
Life comes at you fast:
This new Jimmy Fallon skit is a great example of why late-night TV is getting the axe
Remember when this guy used to be (somewhat) funny?
In-N-Out president gives details on leaving California: “Doing business is not easy here”
I’m not sure this Babylon Bee article is satire anymore:
This champ jumped into a lake to rescue a boy stuck under a dock, then did CPR until paramedics arrived 💪
Gauge Bryant, a 13-year-old from Everett, Washington, was at the lake when he heard a mom screaming for help. The mom told Gauge that her son fell off the dock and couldn’t swim, so without pausing to think, Gauge jumped into the water and began searching for the…
The federal workforce in DC has already shrunk by over 22,000 under Trump
Here’s a bit of good news to brighten your day.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Apparently to land this Florida woman in jail!
Florida woman Cynthia Sosa was driving along when a chicken stepped out in front of her to cross the road.
National Association of Realtors reports that foreign investors bought $56 billion worth of American homes last year
I think I’ve thought of a very easy way to make the price of housing more affordable!