Former Ukrainian politician Andriy Portnov, a top adviser to ousted President Viktor Yanukovych (thanks, CIA!), was shot dead this morning outside the American School of Madrid shortly after student drop-off.
Not the Bee
Multiple newspapers publish “summer reading list” without realizing that 10 of the 15 books are fake and generated by AI 🤦♂️
I am pretty sure that AI is going to be the death of all of us.
Would-be murder’s plot to kill his rival consisted of one grand, some pigs, a nun, and a bottle of bourbon
New York man Jeal Sutherland couldn’t seem to get his girlfriend’s baby daddy out of her life, so, like any reasonable person, he hatched a plot to have him killed.
Trump just showed the South African president video of his citizens singing about killing white people 👀
HOLY. MOLY.
Loudon County Public Schools investigates boys for sexual harassment because … they didn’t like a girl filming them in their locker room
So here we have another story out of the uber-woke Loudon County Public Schools in Virginia.
Delaware becomes 11th state to allow assisted “suicide”
Man, I don’t want to be morbid, but Joe Biden’s state passing this bill the same week his PR team announced he has cancer is … oof.
A bipartisan bill could make supersonic flights legal over US cities again, but they’ll be much different this time
Currently, according to 14 CFR § 91. 818 no civilian aircraft can operate at supersonic speed without a special permit from the FAA for testing purposes.
Stephen Colbert kindly allows James Comey to explain his excuse for posting those “8647” seashells
Apparently James Comey, like the rest of us, thinks everyone who watches Stephen Colbert’s show is an idiot.
Watch JD Vance spit fire about the activist judges who keep stopping deportations
More fire from JD:
Tennessee Democrat brags about stalking and “bullying” ICE agents with her “girl squad”
If we’re going to get Democrats to respect the law again I’ve got a good idea where to start.