I simply cannot believe this is a real thing, and it’s making my funny bone tickle:
Not the Bee
Baltimore student has cops called on him, gets suspended from school after asking why there were no American Flag in his classroom
This story sounds too wild and bizarre to be true. But it is.
Milwaukee’s Bobby Portis stepped on someone’s beverage last night and soaked fans with beer
Safe to say the Bucks opened up a can on the Pelicans last night in Milwaukee.
Tulsi Gabbard says RFK, MLK assassination files “ready to release” in “next few days”
More secret government documents pertaining to the high-profile historical figures are about to be released, according to Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, who revealed files about the killings of Robert F. Kennedy Sr. and Martin Luther King Jr. would be made available soon.
Plane crashes at Florida airport, at least 3 reported dead
Seriously — what the heck is happening with all these aircraft crashes recently?
A Spanish golfer peed in the creek at the Masters
21-year-old Spanish native José Luis Ballester is a rising star in the golf world, and I suppose everyone will know his name after this one, because on Thursday he took a pee in Rae’s Creek during the opening round of the Masters.
Dad shares horrifying story of his daughter being groomed and transitioned behind his back at school
Reminder: This stuff is still happening.
BBC reporters triggered after discovering politician hadn’t watched a popular Netflix show
Apparently literally everyone in the U.K. is enthralled by a new Netflix series, Adolescence, which seeks to portray how young men are being turned into violent misogynists.
Swiss drugmaker to invest $23 billion in U.S. facilities … but please tell me more about how tariffs are the worst
Oh no, you guys! It looks like Trump’s tariffs are doing exactly what they were meant to do!
New Jersey man tries to cash in $59K in chips from casino that went out of business in 1984
You’ll never win if you don’t try.
In Effort to Jazz Up Downtown, San Francisco Erects 45-Foot-Tall Statue Of Naked Woman
This is peak San Francisco right here:
Watch: Peter Doocy just got a surprise visit at the White House
Good morning from Washington D.C.
One of the UK’s largest police forces is now taking employee applications based on race
At a time when the UK needs police officers more than ever, we’ve got the West Yorkshire Police – the fourth-largest force in the nation – hiring based on race. And I’m sure you can guess the ranking system for who gets first dibs.
Six people, including kids, reported dead after helicopter disintegrates, plunges into Hudson River. Video shows the moment of the crash.
Tragic news out of New York City today.
Our favorite Tennessee rep just whooped and hollered about how Jesus flipping tables is like overturning anti-LGBTQ laws
You remember our favorite Tennessee state rep., Justin Pearson?
JETS WITH CONGRESS MEMBERS CLIP WINGS AT REAGAN NATIONAL AIRPORT 😬
Yes, this is the airport where the Army helicopter collided with an American Airlines jet in January, killing everyone onboard.
Sunny Hostin claims black people, women won’t be able to vote if ID is required 🥴
"The View" hosts are, of course, famously known for their calm, balanced political takes — and Sunny Hostin fits right in. In her latest moment of "brilliance," she claims that requiring an ID to vote would somehow prevent many black people and women from voting (a tired DNC…
Inflation drops to 4-year low; month-to-month inflation negative for the first time in years
Oh no! Trump’s tariffs tanked the economy and ruined your stock portfolio! What is he doing?
British schools to teach that Joan of Arc was “non-binary”
The idiots across the pond have really proved themselves to be truly beyond parody this time.
Luka’s reaction to this tribute vid the Mavs made for him is wholesome as can be
Luka Doncic played his first six and a half seasons in Dallas, scoring a whopping 33.86 points per game in his final full season with the Mavericks — a season that saw the team reach the NBA Finals.
NASA is offering $3 Million to anyone can recycle nearly 100 bags of astronaut poop on the moon. Here are the best ideas.
You can tell we’re getting into late-stage science when these are the problems that scientists are struggling to solve:
Whoops! Education Secretary Linda McMahon kept referring to “A.I.” as “A1” during an ed-tech summit 🤦♂️
I’m sorry, but I can’t help but laugh when the elderly make these kinds of mistakes.
You haven’t seen a gender reveal until you’ve seen this
You’ve seen gender reveals, but have you seen one made using The Force?
Tariffs caused this video to resurface of Trump singing the “Animaniacs” map jingle and it reminded me why I love the internet
Ladies and gentlemen, Trump’s Tariff Song:
These fans got on the Jumbotron by wearing shirts that spelled “Go Mariners” but then they turned around
This is amazing.
White House Press Sec. says it’s official policy not to reply to emails from reporters with pronouns in the signature
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has made it known that her official policy is to not interact with unserious people, and I absolutely love it!
Believe it or not, a new study shows that dating apps are really, really bad for you
BREAKING: Turns out dating apps are terrible for you. I’ll give you a moment now to process this shocking news 👇
Tim Walz just gave a speech to veterans and it DID NOT GO WELL
There are not enough tampons in the men’s room at the Minnesota Capitol to dry up all the tears that Tim Walz must have shed after this exchange with veterans on Tuesday while he spoke to the American Legion.
Black teen accused of mass shooting gets reduced bail after lawyer says “young African American males” don’t get the same “presumption of innocence” as whites
Liberals are correct: There is a two-tier justice system.
Trump signed an executive order to make shower heads great again and Jerry Seinfeld must be proud
Trump has signed an executive order reversing the Biden Administration’s regulation requiring everyone to use crappy shower heads that have no water pressure.