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U.S. Secret Service agent arrested for pleasuring himself “with his pants lowered” in hotel hallway
Our Secret Service, ladies and gentlemen!
Black immigrant “transgender woman” with quadriplegic cerebral palsy achieves new woke high score at Met Gala
All other competitors in the Woke Olympics can now stop. We’ve found the undisputed winner.
Justice Alito fires back at KBJ after another one of her low-IQ dissents
There’s nothing quite like a good old-fashioned Supreme Court beatdown.
Three passengers dead, others sick with possible hantavirus onboard cruise ship off West Africa
Well, this seems like a terrible way to spend a vacation:
Ken Paxton sues developers of all-Muslim city (again) after Texas judge allows them to proceed with construction
This is great.
This “ultra rare” rainbow cloud was caught on video last week
Well, this is just about the neatest thing I’ve ever seen.
Our readers love Peter Heck’s heckfire. He just wrote a book for y’all.
Peter Heck is well known around these parts, but if you don’t know him, you should!
Iranian drone hits the only UAE refinery that bypasses the Strait of Hormuz, injures three Indians
You know how gas prices are already skyrocketing?
Judge Apologizes To Would-Be Trump Assassin For Treatment He’s Received In Jail
This is Not the Bee, ladies and gentlemen.