He had the shortest tenure of any vice chair in the DNC. Amazing.
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Bee Forum News: Democrats Declare Fetterman Unfit For Office
Congressional Democrats and liberal pundits alike have become increasingly concerned recently about the brain damage suffered by Senator Fetterman due to a massive stroke in 2022, prior to being elected to the Senate. Though he has regained his ability to speak coherently, latent damage to Fetterman’s ability to…
Watch Pope Leo expertly sidestep a rainbow flag
He saw it and ignored it while staying polite, unbothered, and in his lane.
Hamas hostage Edan Alexander is free after 584 days. The White House flew his parents to meet him on Mother’s Day.
Edan Alexander, who holds a dual American-Israeli citizenship, was the last living American citizen held hostage by Hamas.
Nebraska man jailed for attacking neighbor and her 7-year-old daughter with lightsaber
Nebraska man, Aidan Orion White, made a decisive jump to the dark side when he saw some kids playing outside his house and rushed out with his lightsaber to attack them.
Texas halts construction on Islamic “Epic City”
You might remember a couple months back when we told you about the Islamic "Epic City" in Texas.
British PM Keir Starmer’s townhouse caught fire today — the same day he called on the UK to “reduce immigration”
So, uhh, we informed you earlier today about UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer going full MAGA:
Amazon driver spends Mother’s Day peeing on Los Angeles doorsteps
I’m convinced this lady is simply trying to become internet famous, cuz this goes way too far.
Watch Trump spend a full minute talking about his “seriously overweight” friend who spends way too much on Ozempic
Man, Trump just has no filter and I love it.
Episcopal Church ends federal refugee partnership because of “moral opposition” to Trump resettling white South Africans
I’m not sure we’ve ever published a story that sounds this much like The Babylon Bee before.