An insane story out of Minnesota for you:
Not the Bee
Trump just fired the Obama appointee who let Lizzo use James Madison’s flute
In Trump’s unrelenting crusade to clean up our government, this latest firing is an interesting one.
This Fox panelist passed out on air and the host’s reaction was … interesting
MAGA commentator Camryn Kinsey had a very rough evening last night as all of America watched her pass out live on-air.
I scoured the lands to find the best memes about the first American pope
Dominus vobiscum, ladies and gentlemen.
Paul Pierce said he’d walk 20 miles to the Fox Sports studio if the Celtics lost game 2. Looks like he’s a man of his word.
Former Celtics star Paul Pierce claimed on his Fox Sports show Wednesday that if the Celtics, who had already lost game 1 at home, lost game 2, he’d walk to work on Thursday.
Kentucky boy orders 70,000 suckers after mom hands him phone
Holly LaFavers got quite the shock when she opened the door to an Amazon delivery … of 70,000 suckers. Apparently, she had handed her son her phone to keep him busy, and he spent $4,000 on Dum Dums.
Trump says it’s a “great honor” to have an American pope and the Vatican has called him to arrange a meeting
Within hours of the American Cardinal Prevost being named as Pope Leo XIV, the White House had already been in communication with the new Roman pontiff.
Biden says he “wasn’t surprised” Kamala lost to Trump
I like how Joe Biden beats around the bush on this question in order to deflect from the fact that he’s 100% not surprised Kamala Harris lost to Donald Trump in the 2024 election.
Here’s the backstory on the first American pope (is he woke?)
White smoke rose from the Sistine Chapel early in the evening, and now Catholics have their pope: Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost of Chicago, the first American pope, though he’s also a Peruvian citizen. He takes the name Pope Leo XIV.
We just learned who the new pope is but don’t let that distract you from these quality pope jokes
There’s been white smoke at the Vatican, and you know what that means: Catholics are about to get a new pope and a new popemobile.