As a socialist radical once said, "The issue is never the issue. The issue is always the revolution."
Not the Bee
This Yankees fan caught a home run and then celebrated with his boys. There was just one problem with the celebration.
So if you didn’t know, it’s a huge deal when you catch an Aaron Judge home run ball. However, if you do catch one, don’t be like this kid, who lost the ball during his celebration and went deer-in-the-headlights when he realized it was gone.
Scientists say they may have finally discovered the hidden “Planet Nine” at the far reaches of the Solar System
Scientists have been looking for the mythical "Planet Nine" of the Solar System for many years now:
Politico just reported this about the papal conclave and I wish it were parody
Sometimes real life, Hollywood, and parody all merge into one amalgamation of horror.
American tourist becomes the first man in over 1,500 years to be impaled at the Colosseum
Ever since Christianity transformed the pagan world, impaling people at the Colosseum has taken a hiatus.
I promise you this is not satire
Bro, this is getting ridiculous.
This road-rage incident is seriously one of the worst things I’ve ever seen (don’t worry, he survived)
There’s road rage, and then there’s whatever this is:
Times Square now has a statue of a portly black woman to promote Marxism. Check it out. 😂
You know how New York City removed statues of Thomas Jefferson and Teddy Roosevelt?
Trump to rechristen the Persian Gulf as the “Arabian Gulf”
President Donald Trump’s quest to rewrite classroom geographical maps continued Tuesday, as news broke that he’s planning to announce that the United States will now refer to the Persian Gulf as the "Arabian Gulf." He will visit Saudi Arabia next week.
“This is White Sox baseball”: Come watch the inning of the year from Chicago’s worst baseball team
I realize that when I say "Chicago’s worst baseball team" it’s not saying much, but this blooper-reel inning right here is what we’ve come to expect from the Chicago White Sox.