Outkick had almost as much fun covering this story as we did:
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City that charged Daniel Penny with murder gives black suspect bail, misdemeanor charge over death of subway rider
New York City has a brand.
Seattle Starbucks employees finally ended their strike, but then their stores closed and none of them were eligible for transfer
A bunch of Seattle baristas went on strike for three months recently, and when they came back to work because they were going broke and needed a job, they found out their store was closing.
Woman who wrote children’s book about grief after her husband’s death found guilty of his murder
Real news that should be satire, or real news that should be a cheesy romance novel?
Humanoid robots were just sent to Ukraine to be deployed in battle for the first time
We joked today that the tennis robots of today would be the battlefield bots of tomorrow:
Please enjoy this hilarious video of “Tucker Carlson” searching for leprechauns
This made my day 👇
Ireland’s president just used St. Patrick to celebrate migrants. Here are 3 reasons that’s the peak of irony.
If you know the history of St. Patrick, then LOL.
Liberals tell street interviewer they’d get along with radical Islamists better than Trump voters 🥴
Sometimes I think we should just let the Muslims win. Not indefinitely – just long enough for these knuckleheads to understand.
One of Reddit’s top trans moderators just got outed as a you-know-what
I am SHOCKED! Okay, not that shocked (at all):
German tourist sues New York taco shop over spicy salsa (the judge stated the obvious)
Imagine going to Germany and suing a restaurant because their sauerkraut is too sour.