Normally if you want to see Chinese military secrets, you’re given a pretty definitive answer:
Not the Bee
This Illinois pastor made an Easter sermon about Jesus being undocumented … just like Kilmar Abrego Garcia
This is a Methodist pastor, so I’m really not surprised by his antics here. But dude really came in with an Easter sermon comparing Jesus to illegal immigrant and alleged MS-13 gang member, Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
The Trump Store really just dropped this new merch 🤣
I simply cannot tell whether this is trolling or actually serious, but you can now purchase this hat at the Trump Store.
The LA Kings had a bunch of Korean grannies play “The Star-Spangled Banner” on harmonica and I’m not sure how to feel about it
The Koreatown Senior & Community Center’s The Harmonica Class was "back by popular demand" to perform the national anthem for the Los Angeles Kings last night, but I think I need an explanation as to what "popular demand" means, cuz, take a listen:
The Guardian warns women about influencers who want to make them “thin, fertile, and Republican” 😂
THIN, FERTILE, AND REPUBLICAN. OH NO!
Illinois governor threatens to boycott El Salvador over Kilmar Abrego Garcia (seriously)
JB Pritzker is not a serious person.
“Woman of color” upset by Englishman waving English flag because it’s “outdated” and “not inclusive”
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present Clown World: The British Isles.
Indiana judge lets murder suspect walk because of “staffing crisis” at prosecutor’s office
I remember very well the staffing shortages of a few years ago when it seemed like every restaurant had only half its waitstaff and the Walmart would only have a couple registers open because they couldn’t hire anybody.
20-year-old woman beats up 11-year-old girl at Ohio playground
This is a wild story. A 20-year-old woman, who was apparently hanging out at a playground in Canton, Ohio, on Friday, was caught on tape beating up an 11-year-old child. What’s more, it seems the video was recorded by the mother of the 11-year-old child.
Swedish teenager arrested in Australia for allegedly organizing assassinations in Sweden and Denmark
Remember a while back when we covered Sweden’s child-assassin problem?