We often joke about Democrats taking in illegal immigrant gangbangers, but this is the first I’ve seen it in reality, and it’s worse than I imagined.
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Apparently 37-year-old Colin Kaepernick is training for a possible return to the NFL
Yeah, Colin Kaepernick, quickly approaching his 5th decade of life, who hasn’t played since the 2016 NFL season, is in training to make his big return to the league.
Watch these twins explain IN UNISON how their mom helped a man who crashed a stolen car 😂
This video will more than make your day.
While you were enjoying Easter, these dodo birds celebrated 4-20 by hotboxing weed inside water jugs
I do not have words.
Queens woman dies after unlicensed surgeon tries to remove her butt implants
First moral of the story here: Don’t get butt implants – or any sort of unnecessary implants for that matter. Second moral of the story: If you do go against the first moral of the story, make sure to see a licensed surgeon for the removal of those…
Trump just reminisced about Joe Biden with the Easter Bunny 💀
We don’t deserve this man as President.
Woke Wisconsin brewery sends out Easter message that they will “not sell beer to MAGA”
So it looks like Minocqua Brewing had a normal Easter break:
Robots just ran against humans in a half-marathon for the first time. Come see how they did.
When I think about humans racing against robots, I usually imagine that the humans are hopelessly running away from them.
Two “Maryland men” charged with brutal murder in same county where Kilmar Abrego Garcia lived
As the Democrats fight to bring accused wife-beater and MS-13 gang member Kilmar Abrego Garcia back to America, it seems we now have two more oppressed victims for the Democrats to hold up as heroes — and they’re from the same Maryland county as Garcia.
“Very proud disabled trans woman” with beard gives speech about being misgendered to London protesters
Reality is crazier than satire, my friends.