Well, I guess I’ve seen it all now.
Not the Bee
“NO VICTIMS”: The Michigan synagogue shooter was shot dead in a firefight with security and burned in the wreckage of his own car. Updates here.
Happening now:
Report: Active shooter rams car into large Jewish synagogue outside Detroit, FBI on scene
From the north suburbs of Detroit:
“Churnin’ and burnin'”: These geniuses found out they can make butter while they run
Did you know you could churn butter while out on a run?
85-year-old James Clyburn is running for his 18th term in Congress
It’s all a joke anyways, right?
2 injured, gunman neutralized in shooting at Old Dominion in Virginia
It sounds like a potentially major disaster was averted in Virginia.
Albino blue whale spotted off the coast of Mexico
Imagine stacking 30 full-grown elephants in a transparent submarine.
Thune announces he will (finally) bring SAVE Act to Senate floor
I feel like we’ve seen this movie before!
People have thoughts on this study showing people who go to church are least likely to suffer mental illness
Here’s some trending news on X that will come as a total shock to absolutely no one.
UPDATE: There was never a cardboard ayatollah. The video was fake.
Everyone and their brother saw this video.