This story sounds too wild and bizarre to be true. But it is.
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Milwaukee’s Bobby Portis stepped on someone’s beverage last night and soaked fans with beer
Safe to say the Bucks opened up a can on the Pelicans last night in Milwaukee.
Tulsi Gabbard says RFK, MLK assassination files “ready to release” in “next few days”
More secret government documents pertaining to the high-profile historical figures are about to be released, according to Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, who revealed files about the killings of Robert F. Kennedy Sr. and Martin Luther King Jr. would be made available soon.
Plane crashes at Florida airport, at least 3 reported dead
Seriously — what the heck is happening with all these aircraft crashes recently?
A Spanish golfer peed in the creek at the Masters
21-year-old Spanish native José Luis Ballester is a rising star in the golf world, and I suppose everyone will know his name after this one, because on Thursday he took a pee in Rae’s Creek during the opening round of the Masters.
Dad shares horrifying story of his daughter being groomed and transitioned behind his back at school
Reminder: This stuff is still happening.
BBC reporters triggered after discovering politician hadn’t watched a popular Netflix show
Apparently literally everyone in the U.K. is enthralled by a new Netflix series, Adolescence, which seeks to portray how young men are being turned into violent misogynists.
Swiss drugmaker to invest $23 billion in U.S. facilities … but please tell me more about how tariffs are the worst
Oh no, you guys! It looks like Trump’s tariffs are doing exactly what they were meant to do!
New Jersey man tries to cash in $59K in chips from casino that went out of business in 1984
You’ll never win if you don’t try.
In Effort to Jazz Up Downtown, San Francisco Erects 45-Foot-Tall Statue Of Naked Woman
This is peak San Francisco right here: