You ever wonder how Colonel Sanders got those pearly whites?
Not the Bee
Georgie police arrested this guy for a $20,000 shoplifting spree and you aren’t going to believe his name
A man was arrested for allegedly shoplifting at multiple Walmarts with a pretty clever self-checkout scheme.
Woke female “pastor” claims Jesus was autistic
On this week’s episode of "Woke Church Doing Woke Things," a female "pastor" bravely and stunningly announced that Jesus was autistic.
Cornell and Northwestern just found out
You know what I call taking $1 billion away from Cornell because they’re woke as crap?
Hawaii man accused of trying to push his wife off a cliff and poison her has either the best or worst lawyer ever depending on how you look at it
This is a wild story:
Trump orders 90-day pause on tariffs EXCEPT for China, which just had tariffs raised to 125% 👀
He’s going straight at Xi.
Lead writer for “Power Rangers” apologizes 30 years later for making the Black Ranger black and the Yellow Ranger Asian 😂
You can tell just how much we’re advancing as a society by the fact that we’ve got people bringing up their "racist" past which, at the time, no one in the world thought was racist.
Not satire: Missouri woman charged with trading one of her 200 foster kids for monkey
Missouri woman Brenda Ruth Deutsch has been collecting exotic animals for over a decade. And it sounds like she’s been collecting foster kids too; she’s run roughly 200 kids through her home over that time.
Dropped Donut Results In Nasty 3-Car Accident
Any driving instructor will tell you that dangerous traffic accidents can have a wide range of causes, but one wreck last week in Ohio may be the first-ever documented instance of a traffic accident caused by a donut.
Cadbury has unveiled the world’s largest Creme Egg and I think I might vomit
Before I offend, does anyone even like Cadbury Eggs?