What? We’re not allowed to celebrate success in our jobs anymore?
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Barefoot Florida man wrangles gator on busy highway (yes, there’s video)
Let’s see here, barefoot, tank top, cutoff shorts, backwards cap, wrasslin’ a gator?
Missouri family sues school after 13-year-old suspended for making Dr Pepper art at home
A thirteen-year-old Missouri boy was suspended from his school for participating in a viral "can art" trend on Snapchat in 2024.
Nail salon employee pleads guilty after netting nearly a million bucks by outsourcing U.S. government tech jobs to China and North Korea
Over the last three years, Minh Phuong Ngoc Vong, a U.S. citizen, pulled down $970,000 working at a nail salon in Bowie, Maryland.
Harvard profs are so frightened of the Trump crackdown that they’re putting up $2 million of their own money to stop him
Remember last month when the Trump White House came to bear on woke, DEI-obsessed Harvard University, telling them to get their house in order or lose a huge chunk of federal change?
Catch of the year? Watch this dad reel in a foul ball while his daughter covers his eyes
Spoiler alert: He catches it.
HOA sends warning to Florida neighborhood about loose monkey
This feels like we got in on the early stages of a Florida man story with this one.
Pennsylvania funeral home owner arrested for selling pet cremations but discarding the bodies at the dump.
Grieving pet owners in Pennsylvania were none too happy to find out that the urn in their living room did not contain the remains of their beloved Sir Fluffletons.
CIA publicly announces new videos to recruit Chinese assets 😂
It’s no surprise that the CIA is trying to recruit members of the Chinese Communist Party to become spies for the U.S. government.
The Kool-Aid Man challenge is back and it’s destroying homeowners’ fences
So the Kool-Aid Man challenge was made popular during the pandemic, and if you don’t know where it comes from I give you this GIF:
Jasmine Crockett says she never noticed a drop in Biden’s “mental acuity”
Amazing.
Truck spills $800,000 in dimes on Texas highway
In an incident that gives new meaning to the phrase "dropping dimes," an 18-wheeler carrying a reported $800,000 in Roosevelts overturned on a Texas highway, spilling the 8 MILLION COINS all over the road.
President Trump declares May 8 as WW2 Victory Day marking first public holiday commemorating our win against the Nazis
It’s actually hard to believe that we’ve never had a public holiday celebrating the defeat of the Nazis in World War 2.
You have to make 70% more money to afford a home compared to … 2019
Remember when the politicians used a virus as an excuse to print literal tons of money?
Michigan woman calls Animal Control after pet rabbits quickly overrun her house
Rabbits are going to do what rabbits do.
60 Minutes got an “Outstanding Editing” Emmy nod for their interview with Kamala Harris. Yes, THAT interview.
Well, it looks like Not the Bee has been summoned.
Watch this hero pilot expertly crash land his plane on a Los Angeles golf course
This is absolutely wild, y’all.
Canadian men film themselves driving under crop sprayer while pounding back Busch Ice
This dude’s just begging to be arrested.
This lady apparently went full road-rage and [checks notes] pooped on another driver’s car
We haven’t had many poop stories recently, so I figured I’d get this one out there ASAP.
Marco Rubio is currently holding four White House jobs at one time at the memes are 👨🍳🤌
We are quickly approaching the Marco Rubio singularity.
Somehow a coyote got on the roof of this Los Angeles salon and started drinking water from the skylight
Welcome to the Treehouse Salon, where you can expect great conversation, a fresh do, and, of course, a coyote on the roof drinking water from the skylight.
CNN asked black Trump voters if they’d still vote for Trump knowing what they know now. Their answers were perfect.
CNN thinks so. And that’s why they gave us this report from out in South Carolina, where Van Jones sat down with three black Trump supporters and talked politics.
The April jobs report shows bigger-than-expected growth, but that’s not even the most important stat
The April jobs report "defies expectations."
Tim Walz’s daughter just flipped out because a running influencer dared to interview a Republican: “Running is a privilege”
This is the world we live in, folks: Someone in the Trump administration does something normal, Democrats freak out about it.
President Trump signs executive order to defund PBS, NPR
Alright guys, we’ve got another fabulous executive order out of the White House to share with you.
New audio of Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s wife explaining his abuse will have the media shifting gears faster than you can say “Maryland Man”
Well, that was fun while it lasted. We got to fight on a national level about a suspected MS-13 gang member illegal alien for a month and now it’s over because liberals won’t have much to stand on after this one.
San Francisco is seriously premiering a musical to celebrate Luigi Mangione
Here’s the promo poster.
Trump taps Dr. Phil to lead new Religious Liberty Commission
Move over, Dr. Oz, there’s a new daytime TV doctor on the Trump team. President Trump held a press conference at the White House Rose Garden Thursday to announce that he was appointing Dr. Phil McGraw to lead the brand new Religious Liberty Commission.
The Atlantic just published this article about how Hitler liked tariffs too
Ladies and gentlemen, the media goons cannot help themselves.
The man, the myth, the legend: “Big Balls” makes appearance on Fox News with the rest of the DOGE team
Here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the moment we’ve all been waiting for.