They didn’t even have a photo of him!!
Not the Bee
A certain community is going viral for marinating pineapple in Kool-Aid and Hennessy. I don’t know how to respond.
Oh yeah? More like, OH NO!
Officer Arrested For Pointing Gun At Fellow Cop Who Microwaved Fish In Break Room
Never warm up fish in the office microwave.
Feds charge foreign scientists with smuggling monkeypox into United States
I thought monkeypox was out of the news for good since it mostly spreads between gay men (and their dogs).
This lady somehow drove her car onto Seattle’s ELEVATED rail system
In Seattle, it doesn’t matter who you are — anyone can be this messed up and somehow drive their car onto the elevated light rail tracks.
It’s the sixth anniversary of this tweet, which woke a LOT of people up from the Covid daze
It’s hard to overstate both how insane Covid hysteria was in 2020 and then how that hysteria took second place to the BLM Floyd Riots in early summer of 2020.
California perp dead after hours-long standoff at Chase Bank
So this was going on all night in Bakersfield.
Nashville Police has a lesbian cop who marks pro-gay businesses with rainbow “Safe Space” stickers
Welcome to another episode of "Parody or Not."
Amazon kills “Stargate” show made by original producers, may hand it to someone who would “give it a fresh new perspective” 😭
I hate this timeline.
Fresh off pilgrimage from Mecca, London’s mayor announces campaign against the “manosphere”
Sometimes, my own headlines make me laugh. This one has so many layers of clownishness that I couldn’t help a guffaw or two.